Don't know. I'm on a media fast while I hide under my bed.

I forgot one.

Grief is a good analogy. I forget that this has happened; then I remember, and it hits me all over again.

If it is any consolation, Jesus isn't super thrilled with any of that either.

Remember, they aren't godless communists anymore. Good old fashioned, Jesus-loving kleptocrats capitalists now.

Rachel doesn't fill time with guests shouting over each other so she has to fill with verbiage.

I never said it was good theology.

King David was an adulterer who had the husband of his desired mistress sent to the front lines to be killed.

I have a three year old. She's very sweet. She has Sensory Processing Disorder, so she has trouble eating and talking and she isn't potty trained yet. She's half Jewish, though only ethnically. Is there a country where she will be safe? I can't send her to the UK, obviously, and considering the probable demise of…

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Your English is really good. What will you and the rest of the Russian troll brigade do after the election? Will you redeploy to another website or just demob?

As a former teacher, I second this.

Aww. Poor Cheese.

With one exception, all of our local splash pads double as water features for the parks they are in. We always wear crocs/Keens because who knows what sort of tetanus encrusted detritus is laying around.

You don't need to be a dispensationalist to experience rapture with a small "r." In your case you are being "carried away" by your emotional reaction to the situation without a conscious thought process that enumerates the aesthetics of the your surroundings. "The Rapture" is meant to emphasize the idea that God is…

A person who is convinced that he or she is doing the Lord's Work is always the most dangerous person in the room.

Eh, I disagree. I wouldn't do it, but I avoid having my picture taken at all times if possible. For those people who enjoy taking and posting pictures of every damn thing like they are on vacation 24/7, this seems like a harmless way to commemorate casting a ballot.

What the hell are you ordering at Chili's? At least bring some coupons next time.

Tennessee is in the Sixth Circuit. Somebody's gotta sue to get us a decision.

That would be a dumb move since Tennessee is a solid red state.