Uhhhhh yeah, I’m into everything you’re presenting here.

It’s a big sushi roll that may be filled with seafood, but it may be filled with meat or chicken too, some recipes even have bacon and cheese, chipotle sauce, and you can have it fried or not fried.

shitting?

This is a good, brave, and correct #take, Jia. Thank u for speaking truth to power.

Before people come down here to be like "Ew why would you eat there? Chipotle isn't even real Mexican" like it hasn't been said on literally every other article about Chipotle: I live in San Diego, am an actual Mexican and I think Chipotle is fucking DELICIOUS. I acknowledge it isn't "authentic", but if I took pause…

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

You’re not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now.