Only nine ingredients. Perfect. Measurings cups and spoons, possibly a weighing scale, two mixing containers, one for dry and one for liquids...you’re right, it’s a cinch. OR I can take one cup of Krusteaz, add two-thirds cup water and stir briefly.

Because I don’t keep half of those ingredients?

Based on what my dietician has informed me, it’s actually everything that tastes GOOD that’s bad for you.

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

Ritchson was one of the best things in the very uneven Titans.

Seriously though, how boring is your life if you’re out here starting a petition to get the president to pay attention to a CEO.  Musk fanbois are the weirdest people.

Just burn the whole house and get a new one...like you do with spiders

is there a setting to get rid of slideshows?

Cool song, cool video, dude is legit.  Album is fantastic. 

I don’t think the display issue is so clear as the ‘article’ implies. Bigger numbers doesn’t automatically mean better-looking display – factors like screen calibration, colour management and so on come into play. Yes, 413 ppi is higher resolution than 326 ppi, but is it meaningfully better? Can you really tell the…

I learned that by narrowing your browser windows enough, the slideshow converts to a regular article.  Game changer.

Well it is possible, due to genetic mutations, for two lovely people to have offspring that are total douche canoes.

I had that one, then discovered it wasn’t a dream after all. Yikes! The only class I ever failed. Just this morning my wife and I were talking about the dream where you don’t know what your class schedule is, or what the next class is, or where the classroom is, etc. I hate that one. Also, if you’re young, I’m afraid…

Who the fuck is the audience for this? Like how many lifehacker readers that are worried about stretching the waistline of their pants also have $300,000 just sitting around? I’m guessing people with $300,000 in spending cash likely already have their financial situation already under control.

Email is work and I’m not getting paid to do work on vacation. 

I didn’t even check my email unless it was from my manager at my old job on my days off. If I’m expected to watch my inbox, it’s not a day off, it’s unpaid on-call.

This is one of the reasons why I drink highballs when out like this. Easy to switch from bourbon and coke to just coke without having to explain anything to anybody.

Not that you need to explain, or that it should be difficult to explain, just that it’s even easier to not have anyone notice at all.  I also often ask…

I’m an abstainer about half the time. The other half the time, I’m the guest who comes to the party, has a drink or two and makes a quick Irish goodbye (or French exit, or English leave, depending on your persuasion). The exception to this was my one former workplace where people were actually capable of leaving work,…

Love always wins. Just remember that, o American bigots. Plus, hello, the LGBT community is fucking powerful - we have the unicorns on our side, and the gay agenda is planned and built by our lesbian cohorts (so you know that shit works). Face it: we’re armed with fabulousness and you’ve only got Hot Pockets and…

Sorry Mr. Milligan.