There needs to be a gameshow called “Animal Hospital or Parenthood?”.

So much vomit. So much urine. Soooo much poo. But also, SO MUCH ADORBS.

She also fired a woman for crying on the job after losing her husband and kid in a car accident, and only being allowed to take 3 bereavement days. Was fired because she couldn’t “keep her home and work life separate.”

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

My parents have been Mormon their whole lives. Honestly, I couldn’t have asked for better parents either. When I left the church, they were sad, but didn’t push it. Nowadays, we just don’t talk about church stuff, and it’s okay. It’s just part of their lives that isn’t part of mine.

I’m not inclined to take it out on the missionaries that show up at my door. They’re young and just doing what they’re told. They tend to show up about every other year. Last time I told them to make it clear to their higher ups that if they sent someone to my home again I would call the police on them. That seemed to…

Put a sign on your door that reads: “All Mormons who knock on my door will be baptized, without their consent, as Catholic.”

I’ve never been in the church and I’m classified as inactive, which confuses me.

I wish i could be more vocal in public about my absolute hatred for the church. Until a year ago, everyone i knew was Mormon. My facebook feed is still 90% mormon.

The only thing that keeps me from just going ham online and letting everyone i was once affiliated with know how much i fuck despise that monument to my…

It still is hilariously bad PR for them. When the recession hit Sweden, a lot of non-practicing or Christmas/Easter Christians formally left the Church of Sweden. Why? Because as a church (or synagogue or mosque) member you pay a tithe collected from your taxes of 1%.

I grew up in this religion. I left it 15 years ago. To this day, I still have missionaries show up at my door asking why I’m still choosing to be inactive.

A friend of mine who grew up Mormon was posting on Facebook about this a week or so ago, absolutely outraged. Glad to see she isn’t alone.

This has been thoroughly debunked.

Some guy walked by me with a dog that licked my face.

I’ve never rooted for her. Yeah, her parents are shit, but that story only takes you so far. By the time you’re our age, you need to own your fucking actions. I WISH people made excuse after excuse for my 29-year-old ass.

Does she send you any coke on your birthdays?

Fun Fact! I share a birthday with Lindsay Lohan.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

I had a similar experience in her lingere shop about 15 years ago while shopping for a bustier to wear under a bridesmaid dress. I needed coverage, boning, and support ... all 46B of me (that is not a typo). What a nightmare. The seamstress recommended Ms. Doda’s shop. I didn’t even know who she was! She had me…

I am going to miss this woman terribly, and am hoping beyond all hopes someone keeps her shop open. When I got married a couple years ago, the wedding boutique suggested I check out her lingerie shop for a bra to go with my wedding dress. I have an extremely narrow back than is typical of my cup size, and Macys,…