Surely he'd remember sitting down for the few hours it'd take to apply all that makeup. Perhaps this wasn't Warner after all?

EDIT: Ok, since when have I been grayed?

Or more likely, you don't have any proof yourself. Case in point: you claim that he invented the Stinger missile. Now, I could just take your word at face value. I prefer to do this instead:

I dunno, he's missing like 40 pouches, and I can see his feet.

Personally, I drop bad shows as soon as I can. The only show I stuck with until it actually got better was Agents of Shield. Arrow and Blacklist were quickly dropped, and I only picked them back up when their second seasons started.

That's actually a common Hellblazer theme. I think each of the Hellblazer writers, from Delano to Diggle, have at one point tackled a story where the true evil was humanity. The supernatural occurrences were either their weapon, or more commonly, their victims.

Ok, you've clearly not seen Curse of Fatal Death — or for that matter, the rest of series 5 through 7 — as fanfic buffoonery has always been Moffat's deal, since the very beginning.

How is having a healthy attitude towards obesity fucked up? Hell, "healthy" and fat mean the same to us. We're of the old mentality where fat = rich enough to eat three meals a day.

The plotting this series has always been a bit wonky since Deep Breath. In their efforts to make each episode a strong character piece, they've forgotten to put in bits of the plot.

Oh thank Christ, someone else who hates the RTD era.

There was never a romance between the Doctor and the Master.

Even better: remember at the end of Deep Breath, when Missy calls him "her boyfriend?" That was Moffat officially confirming every Doctor/Master slashfic out there.

Stop calling Missy a he, she identifies as female now. Because she is.

You say that like it's a bad thing. It's not like crossover villainy isn't a thing in two-part series finales. Or have you forgotten that bit about the Daleks vs Cybermen?

I'm starting to think you're projecting a lot of your own issues into this.

Maybe it's a cultural thing? In my neck of the woods, "wow, you're so fat now" isn't considered a grave insult, and more of a remark on your improved eating habits. Maybe Scottish people don't consider namecalling as bad as you? Capaldi did say at the start that he can complain now because he's Scottish.

So, Series 8's power couple are a former Dalek and a future Cyberman? Yeah I can dig that.

Because it's character-driven, mostly. Yeah, a lot of times, nothing really happens. The Doctor hasn't really done a lot of problem-solving this series, but Capaldi and Coleman' acting more than makes up for it. Like I said elsewhere, Series 8 uses its hollow plots as bottle episodes, giving you plenty of room for…

Forest wasn't the weakest this series; it was Kill the Moon. That godawful story broke my suspension of disbelief in more ways than one.

Seriously you people. You complain when Moffat makes Clara a mystical Macguffin, saying she's not getting any real characterization. Now she gets actual characterization, you're complaining that she's getting too much characterization.

What are you on? I stated exactly the kind of proof needed. Since you can't come up with it, I'm guessing you don't have it. It's not like HR records are unattainable, either.