I do think they should make a '90s-era

First off, the stigma of comics as being for kids is very ancient. Hell, Watchmen was released 28 years ago, and back then it was considered adult fare. Same with the Hellblazer books: you wouldn't want your kids to be reading them, and not for the demonic overtones.

Ok first off, you don't have to explain Constantine's motivations to me. I've read most of Delano's run, and I still have my Mike Carey trades on the shelf. I've read a fair bit of Constantine, and I know exactly what he's supposed to be. No need to go on a lecture.

Christ on a bike, you actually like the movie? Get yourself to a comic book store and buy Dangerous Habits. Or even the sorta-not-really-a-movie-tie-in All His Engines. Both are great introductions to the real John Constantine, not that Keanu bullshit.

Er, you high dude? The GoT theme, vanilla, is pretty good. Ramin Djawadi is pretty good at creating a great epic sound. He's also the guy who did the score for Pacific Rim.

I wouldn't say "lack". There was certainly some sexy times by the end, and there was some implied cunnilingus halfway through.

All I want is for Deadpool to reference having been voiced by Nolan North. Or to meet the actual Nolan North while the latter is cosplaying as Deadpool.

Saw the pilot for Constantine; not bad. Unless you're one of those guys auto-hating it because he allegedly doesn't smoke.

You do know Supernatural is on its 10th season or something, right?

Where are you getting this feedback on Constantine? Because I saw the pilot, and it's very Hellblazer. The tone is a bit of Delano, a bit of Carey. Thankfully little Ennis (except for the part where he's a dick to his friends, but then he's like that in all his incarnations).

"Dark" is not an automatic passport to success. Or did you miss the thing called The Nineties?

Christ, wait for the pilot. It actually does superheroing well, while still tying in to the Arrow-verse.

Bet you didn't see the leaked pilot for Constantine. The character smokes; they're just not showing him doing the act onscreen. Everything else about the character is spot-on, save for the accent and the pronunciation of his name.

You're the second person I know who's complained about the Collector scenes. My sister really hates the color grading in that scene. She says it's like an entirely different movie compared to the rest of the shots.

I dunno, looks pretty low-budget to me.

It's SuperBrah, defender of the beach, able to ride gnarly waves in a single bound!

Or, since he's the Man of Steel:

The tech outlets explain it better:

TBH, the film felt like one giant metaphor for college life: There are keggers, fratboys, the jocks are the heroes, the one speshul kid tries his damndest to be put on the team, and there's that one guy who doesn't wanna leave, ever.

Conspiracy theorists are now gonna say that VXGI existed as a workable, functional technology 45 years ago.