Satan is only a support character? No sale.

Video game climbers don't use footwork.

Thanks to Steam switching to my local currency, Greenman Gaming is now useless to me. Shadow Over Mordor is currently selling for the equivalent of $28, no discount.

Of course, you could always have an ally of the hero do the deed, but that often sets up a new story arc pitting hero against fallen hero. If you want a perfectly tied up ending, but want the hero’s hands clean, there is only one (terribly clichéd) way to go: The Disney villain death—i.e., the villains kill…

Of course, you could always have an ally of the hero do the deed, but that often sets up a new story arc pitting hero against fallen hero. If you want a perfectly tied up ending, but want the hero’s hands clean, there is only one (terribly clichéd) way to go: The Disney villain death—i.e., the villains kill…

It's the dog that a blind man would make if he had never seen a dog in his entire life.

As Trinity St. Clair said in her AMA, to be a male porn star you have to:

Actually, if you watch all three parts of that clip, it is perfection. It covers everything wrong with the modern shooter.

Guardians finally unseated Jurassic Park as the film I've seen the most in cinema. By one screening.

Go see it again. It's one of those few movies that can withstand multiple viewings. Hell, I say you'd need at least three to get every last ounce of detail that James Gunn crammed into that film.

Oh, if only my parents were listening to Redbone or Five Stairsteps in their youth. Instead, I got ABBA and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

No space rat microphone = 1 out of 5 stars.

Don't forget inability to run and shoot at the same time, and AI teammates who just keep kill-stealing from you.

Like this?

You sure it's not because of any... domestic issues?

Large chunks of these documents are censored, but still, this stuff is gold. Here's what might be the nuttiest section of all, stating that Gearbox should have "free reign to generate PR hits" through Pitchford, a "respected development celebrity" who "is guaranteed to be headline material in worldwide press coverage."

Laido, for example.

There was a time, during the rise in popularity of Asian martial arts, that European swordfighting was considered "dumb" in comparison, just dudes in armor walloping each other with nothing but brute force.

Which is why I prefer the Japanese swordfighting in film. It comes in two flavors:

Why 10-15? I'm pretty sure the technology already exists. Or are they running that demo on tri-SLI Titans or something?