Guardians is a space opera, this is more sci-fi. It's not really an apples-to-apples comparison. Granted, I like both of them.

It's the dog that a blind man would make if he had never seen a dog in his entire life.

As Trinity St. Clair said in her AMA, to be a male porn star you have to:

Actually, if you watch all three parts of that clip, it is perfection. It covers everything wrong with the modern shooter.

Guardians finally unseated Jurassic Park as the film I've seen the most in cinema. By one screening.

Go see it again. It's one of those few movies that can withstand multiple viewings. Hell, I say you'd need at least three to get every last ounce of detail that James Gunn crammed into that film.

Oh, if only my parents were listening to Redbone or Five Stairsteps in their youth. Instead, I got ABBA and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

No space rat microphone = 1 out of 5 stars.

Don't forget inability to run and shoot at the same time, and AI teammates who just keep kill-stealing from you.

For #5, you forgot Forever Knight: A buddy cop show where one of the cops isn't human, but a vampire.

We heard at Comic Con that the different networks are keeping their shows in separate worlds.

It's like they're throwing everything on the wall and hoping for something to stick.

Like this?

Yeah I meant Evil Dead 2 and onwards. That's when Raimi cemented his particular style of horror-comedy. And yes, if you watch Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, you'll notice a lot of gross-out humor. That is, and has always been, Sam Raimi's thing.

Er, you're not supposed to be scared. It's a Sam Raimi horror, in the same vein as the Evil Dead series. It's a horror-comedy.

It wasn't so much jump-scare as it was an overwhelming sense of dread and creepiness throughout the entire film.

http://jezebel.com/we-have-a-rape…

Personally, I never saw a single one, but apparently it was rampant at the time.

All burners are hidden, period. That's due to the porn GIF fiasco which spilled from Jezebel to all of Gawker.

Was I the only one hoping he'd use these lyrics instead?

Hate is such a strong word. I don't hate it. I'm not full-on hyped for it, but I don't hate it.