But a dualshock controller, by its very nature, already has a rumble feature. It's in the name, dude: dualshock.

LOL That's exactly what I have, the MadCatz TE. But thanks for your inputs (pun intended). I'll definitely consider a Qanba for my next stick.

Is the Qanba better than Sanwa Denshi? I ask because the stick I bought uses the latter, and it's a lot more expensive than $90.

Er, you don't play shooters with an arcade stick. That's almost exclusively used for fighting games, bullet hell sidescrollers, and beat-em-ups.

Is this really necessary? When I'm trying to FADC to an Ultra, the last thing on my mind is whether the game needs more immersion. The competitive nature of fighting games provides the immersion. I don't need to feel a Hadoken on my wrist.

Sea-Thor the Bear's Son? Is this the Icelandic version of Max Fightmaster?

Hafþór "Thor" Björnsson, aka The Mountain on Game of Thrones, is monstrously huge. So of course if you're gonna get someone to dress up as the Hulk, it should be him.

Inevitably, the old hunker got banged up pretty badly—by the time 2013 rolled around, the thing was in horrible shape physically. I kept using it because it could run anything I wanted to play on high or at least medium, but by the time 2014 rolled around, the thing was definitely dying. Listening to it powered on,…

Dude, you know that Facebook doesn't own the games, right? It's guys like Zynga that publish and own those things.

70% off Games that We've Marked up 170% and Sold as "Digital Collector's" editions.

How do you not care which Supernatural character you are?

Already got Injustice from the Amazon sale. Nothing else appeals to me, at least, at the given prices.

To be fair, it's not always like this. I had zero problems authenticating and playing South Park: The Stick of Truth on day one. There are a hundred other games that don't make you go jump through hoops — for a game you just bought, I might add — just to be able to play on release. It's just the usual suspects: EA and…

Huh. Must've fallen asleep for those. My bad.

You're getting bored? You're the one recycling lame jokes, dude. And here I thought you had better material.

Your "insults" are so douche-bro, I'm surprised you're not eating Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew right now. Or are you?

Seriously, where are you getting your material, 2005? Who even plays second life these days? I'd laugh if your attempts at being a macho douchebag weren't so horribly pathetic.

Well fuck you, buddy.

Ok, I got this guy's schtick now:

I've seen at least one that doesn't have any. Usually, the stylistic ripoffs of Hollywood action movies, those don't have much song and dance. What they do have is mind-boggling CGI and action!