I could still do with a little less giant and a lot more teenager. But that is definitely a step in the right direction.

What? Those are crazy people. I'm on the same boat: the Bay designs — as per usual — are horrendous. I'm starting to think he greenlights concepts while he's coked up or tripping on acid.

Frequent dropping? Er, My Internet connection is shitty. Should I not consider online play then?

Boo! Why not Blade's acid-etched katana with spring-loaded anti-theft blades?

And make white superheroes look bad on camera.

The GPU Hierarchy Chart is your friend. See? your GTX 660 is two tiers better than the recommended 560 Ti.

What the hell are they talking about? The Core i7 3770 doesn't have 8 cores; it has 4. Also, anybody who's gotten top-end i5's from both the Sandy and Ivy bridge lines should consider yourselves safely in the recommended zone, as the performance gaps between a 2500k, 3570k, and a 3770 are minimal.

I'm with you. The only time I had to do an LP was to show my brother how to pick locks in Skyrim without breaking so many picks.

Some of these problems are silly and almost a product of being lazy: I don't currently have the right setup or enough space to account for all of these systems to be out and hooked up at once, and if the game is being released on current consoles it'd probably look better on those systems than my older ones. Mostly,…

If we're gonna make fun of Captain America: The First Avenger, let's do it right.

Why of course it does. What little boy wouldn't wanna grow up into such a rugged example of manliness?

As Gabe Morton once said in his playthrough/podcast with Yahtzee Croshaw, "your triggers are your problem. Get psychiatric help for it. It's not everyone's duty to walk on eggshells around you."

As someone who mains Ken, I must protest. Ken's normals are totally different from Ryu's.

Oh stop white-knighting Michael Bay. He's got all his hookers and blow and young impressionable starlets to comfort him at night.

Why would a non-compete paralyze Carmack in any way? The guy has multiple interests, such as rocketry. Worst-case scenario, he goes back to programming game engines. Every studio worth their salt would probably offer him a job if he asked.

I thought there were feminine variations of "I" and "me" in Japanese?

But their personalities are merely the start of the gender role inversion. In Witch Craft Works, Takamiya's dialogue tends to be line for line what the typical princess character would say in that same situation. On the surface it sounds like normal dialogue, but if you replace Takamiya with a stereotypical female…

Nah, it would've been funnier seeing those health bars go from full to KO in one hit.

Coulda put the effort into some life bars, like this:

Are those surgical scars?