I'm with you. The only time I had to do an LP was to show my brother how to pick locks in Skyrim without breaking so many picks.

Some of these problems are silly and almost a product of being lazy: I don't currently have the right setup or enough space to account for all of these systems to be out and hooked up at once, and if the game is being released on current consoles it'd probably look better on those systems than my older ones. Mostly,…

LOL, I didn't say learn HTML. I assumed (quite correctly, as you've pointed out) that you were a clever enough lad to have known some HTML.

Because it could also be Kang the Conqueror? Dude liked his floaty thrones too.

Try using HTML tables or divs to format stuff.

You can't set up a "megafranchise" based off one superhero. That's still just a franchise.

I hardly see that happening. 3 out of 4 flops implies a level of incompetence and creative disconnect with the property that so far only DC's been able to muster. It means that Feige and his crew have suddenly forgotten what made their first 9 movies blockbuster hits.

Isn't New York the city where nobody gives a shit about anyone else? The kind of place where you don't know your neighbors' names?

Oh stop being dramatic. It was far from Love & Monsters bad. Hell, at worst it was as bad as a mediocre Russell T. Davies episode.

Oh you sheltered soul. You obviously missed the travesty that is Blade Trinity:

Well, she already has Hulk hands.

Oh there will be misses. As you said, The Incredible Hulk didn't slow them down, and Iron Man 3's Internet backlash didn't stop it from earning a billion dollars. To stop the Marvel machine at this point, you'd need at least an Avengers movie to bomb, and bomb hard. We're talking Green Lantern levels of crapitude.…

If Guardians is a success, it's proof that Marvel can make any of its properties marketable, provided they find a director who can really bring out the quirks and kinks of said property.

Could we have one where Christopher Reeve's Superman saves all the people from Henry Cavill's wanton collateral destruction of Metropolis?

Google already owns some DARPA contractors, like Boston Dynamics. Welcome to the future, my friend.

The only person better in that role would've been Toby Jones, but he's already Arnim Zola.

Ok so double-watching isn't an issue; you can re-add a show multiple times.

With less Vin Diesel and more Black Canary.

If we're gonna make fun of Captain America: The First Avenger, let's do it right.

Why of course it does. What little boy wouldn't wanna grow up into such a rugged example of manliness?