What, numbnuts? Would you rather Oculus putter on about while Sony — the big, black, evil, congolomerate who keeps losing your credit card information — catches up and overtakes them on VR R&D? They took money from a company that has nothing to do with hardware, and suddenly it's more evil? Christ you people make me…

Your analogy is incorrect. Kickstarter is a donation with a direct reward, not an investment. Investment implies partial ownership of the company and eventual return on said investment when the company grows. Oculus VR never promised any of the backers shares of the company, did they?

I only compulsively re-watch shows that have layers upon layers of extraneous details. Harmon-led Community comes to mind, as does Person of Interest and How I Met your Mother.

They had enough of a budget to give her a minigun arm, I say scrap that idea — since a minigun on a tactical stealth unit is laughable anyway. Instead, use her minigun arm budget to give her the robo-cheetah legs that she should have.

Well, that explains everything: you didn't watch the best Justice League series of all time. I mean you're still using the term "Super Friends." That's just dating you, dude.

There's a difference from the days of the virtual boy, of course: that computing and display technology have advanced to the point where we have pocked sized computers with hi-resolution, pocket-sized displays. Just a little more shrinkage and we'll be there.

And yet you use the same jokes they do. What a co-winky-dink, eh?

Is this from a DLC or alpha content? I don't ever remember fighting gingers outside of the school.

Er, Lobo's a parody character. Specifically, of hyper-violent nineties anti-hero variety.

Huh. Didn't know people still recycled TBBT's Lame Superfriends Aquaman joke around these parts.

I don't have to deal with upgrading my shit every couple years to keep up with the PC graphics arms race

He's assuming you already have a desktop computer that you use for work or Facebook. Personally, I recommend building a PC from the ground up, for optimal performance based on your needs.

If you don't aug him up? Regular human strength. If you get a couple of arm augs? He can punch through brick walls and toss refrigerators, dumpsters, and turrets a good 20 feet away.

I want this guy to play a live action Adam Jensen, seeing as he is Adam Jensen:

Ok, time to be that guy.

I actually like the riffs on Sobakasu. Then again, as a death metal aficionado, I'm not that bothered by high-pitched yodeling. I've heard much, much worse. Pro-tip: If you think Judy and Mary is unbearable, never listen to any black metal band.

Just to play Devil's Advocate: on the off-chance that Oculus tanks, does it bring down Facebook with it? Or will Zuck and friends just scrap Oculus for its engineers and IPs, and call it a day?

Facebook doesn't have great ideas; Zuckerberg is just genius at lifting other people's. Remember how he basically stole every new feature of Google+, just as people were starting to jump ship? Then all the nice things G+ had over Facebook were suddenly in Facebook as well. People shrugged, decided they didn't wanna…

Remember 10 years ago, when cellphones were just phones? Flash forward to today, and they're basically small computers.

News flash: Disney also bought Pixar and Marvel Studios.