What are you, a college boy? In the grown up world, that's not how friendships work. When you like someone enough to socialize with them on a regular basis, you do not fuck their shit up. That is the sign of an immature, infantile relationship. Like a schoolboy pulling a girl's pigtails level of immaturity.

Oh I like putting things back together, after I take it apart. On the other hand, when I've spent a good enough time building something, and some douchebag who calls himself a "friend" disassembles it just to get on my nerves, that's another thing entirely.

No you jackass, I have real friends. Y'know, people who respect me enough to not fuck up my hobbies. Not the stupid, juvenile description of friends you apparently have, where you just piss on each other for fun.

How is Microsoft's policy a bad thing? Unless you're the kind of person enslaved by the idiotic "exclusive" mentality that people bring along to these silly console wars. Remember people, as consumers, exclusivity is bad for you.

Is Michael a dick? Or is he just unfortunate to have friends this dickish?

We tried a few things to make it better. We recorded voice-over audio of thugs basically spelling out exactly what it was they were doing. The bait would shout "COVERING FIRE" as he did so, the other guys would yell things like "I'LL GET HIM FROM THIS SIDE!" as they moved. The bad guys would all periodically shout…

Players didn't always see the bad guys doing the flanking. In fact, most of the time, they were so caught up shooting at the bad guy acting as bait that they completely ignored the other guys sneaking around to bust a cap in their asses. When the other guys finally appeared and started shooting at the player from…

Players didn't always see the bad guys doing the flanking. In fact, most of the time, they were so caught up shooting at the bad guy acting as bait that they completely ignored the other guys sneaking around to bust a cap in their asses. When the other guys finally appeared and started shooting at the player from…

I found it weird that as you approach relativistic speeds — or rather, as light slows down enough that you might as well be — the game started to handle terribly. Press left or right, and expect the screen to respond a second or so later. Since this only happened with movement versus camera rotation, it just felt like…

No, I'm just working out the boundaries here. So we're both clear, directed insults are bad, but if you're getting "triggered" by specific words not aimed at you or your gender/sexual preference/race, then you need professional help?

Are you sure? Did you test them?

I'm with you on directed verbal abuse, but does that mean we should start walking around everyone's eggshells? Am I now no longer allowed to make a rape joke that either vilifies the rapist or presents a humorously unusual victim — like say, an 80-year old white man of privilege — all because the word "rape" in itself…

Maybe that's Peter Molyneux. The Ozzy Osbourne of video games.

A pity the kids probably won't get the reference anymore.

When you get older, kid, you'll realize Penance was the joke character, not Speedball.

Are you kidding? Penance was an intentional parody of 90's grimdark Liefeld clones. How did his conversation with Squirrel Girl go again?

I actually liked Sentry for what he was initially: a pseudo retro character with a nice meta-narrative driven by the dichotomy of his light and dark halves. It ended the way it should've: neatly tucked away in the Marvel timeline, restoring everything else to how we remember it.

To be fair, that Unicorn's proportions are better than the actual MG kit, whose torso seems to be a fraction too small.

Or worse, Gundam Age.

Yeah I know — Kinja reformatting issues aside, I just wanted to butt in and try to be cheeky. Shoulda put a smiley in there somewhere.