Yahtzee Croshaw has an actual guide, if that helps.

Serious coverage? TotalBiscuit. Entertaining critique? Yahtzee. Though I guess I have to put Leo in there as well.

Weird, I never get these porn game ads even though I proudly self-identify as a gamer on Facebook. What I do get are a lot of friend suggestions with various random girls.

They're still shooters. And they have more value than a silly little team deathmatch because they involve story, narration, acting, and more. They should cost more money than a game that only has five maps that get replayed 50 times.

What point are you trying to make? That you're a jackass? I referenced Deus Ex and System Shock because that moron was implying that single player has no value, and that nobody wants it. They prove my point.

Wow, just...wow. Never played Deus Ex? Half Life? System Shock 2? Bioshock? Are you one of those kids whose only exposure to the FPS genre was Halo?

I normally don't like documentaries, unless it's a spoof of a documentary (This is Spinal Tap, Community's documentary episodes). Jiro however, caught my attention immediately.

No, it's an over-dramatization of someone eating at a sushi restaurant. It's the kind of exaggerated dramatics more common in infomercials. You know, the "Before" part, when you have a clueless schmuck struggling with a mundane task a five-year old would be able to do effortlessly? Yeah, those. I hate those.

Luke, the only people who made the Foodbeast people "experts" are themselves. They are in no way, shape or form accredited by any food or hospitality agency.

Don't worry, you're not missing anything. Foodbeast's videos are hideously inaccurate. Go rent Jiro Dreams of Sushi instead.

You're probably thinking of Hongeohoe, a Korean dish. Sushi isn't fermented in any way, shape or form. The fish comes straight from the market, cut, and served within the same day.

No, the soy sauce is for the fish. Watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Foodbeast's infomercial method of showing the "wrong" way is irritating. Nobody, not even someone with a debilitating motor condition, would crush a piece of sushi like that.

I don't call it perfect because the mechanics are fiddly. A perfect game has to have great gameplay along with great art direction and storytelling. For me, Bastion's a 2 out of 3.

Megaman 2. Solid gameplay, hum-worthy tunes, memorable character and level designs, doesn't handhold, but doesn't treat you like a masochist. Still holds up even after all these years.

A pity I can no longer bring myself to play this game. Last time I tried, something jumped out of a cupboard and I screamed like a little girl. Right next to my niece, who is a little girl (and didn't scream).

tip: Boxed versions of PC games will still download the extra textures. I know, I used to buy my games retail before I went full Steam.

I have two 4TB HDDs and two 240GB SSDs. I'm running out of space.

Really? Tell that to my Sandisk Extremes, which will be two years old this year.

I doubt even the most inept programmer could leave in gigabytes of extra code. As someone said, assets take up most of the space in a game. If you're not familiar with assets, that means the mesh/models, the texture and normal maps, the sound clips, the actual maps/levels, along with any static objects that may be in…