I'm ashamed to admit it took me a full minute and 33 seconds until I realized the retardation was actually humor.

Er, outside of the facial animation gimmick, there wasn't anything "different" in LA Noire. You think I haven't played a period sandbox simulator before? There's Mafia 1 and 2, y'know. They were at least a bit more entertaining. As for investigating crime scenes? Modern implementation of the adventure game pixel…

No, Far Cry 3's story missions were a Ponce Simulator.

Why is BF3 in this list? Wouldn't COD4:MW be the better representative of the modern military shooter, given that it's got both the strong single player campaign and a robust multiplayer?

Nah, HL2 holds up surprisingly well. HL1 is the one that looks dated.

²⁰And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

Really? Please tell me of this pharmaceutical lab that allows people who've been sprayed with airborne contaminants to just go home, instead of immediately putting them in quarantine.

I'm talking about the beta. Yeah, 1999 still counts as the nineties.

Not in my country. Back in the nineties, Counterstrike got really big here. Every guy and their mother knew de_dust like the back of their hand.

Plus points for trigger discipline, minus points for aiming it at her neck. Those things can still hurt at point-blank range.

It exists by the good graces of Conan. As the almighty ginger once said, "I could've picked any of my friends for this time slot."

It's a combination of early 90's voice recording technology, the intricacies of the Japanese language, and the fact that they had to squeeze in that entire phrase through the shortest hurricane kick animation.

Awww, don't be that guy! Everyone loves the Secret of the Ooze! C'mon, sing with me: "Ninja! Ninja! Rap!" :P

Eh? I had zero graphical issues with Gone Home. What's your GPU? Perhaps it was a driver issue?

Fans of Capcom's storied fighting franchise will no doubt have used Google — as I just did — to figure out that Ryu is saying something along the lines of "Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku" when he performs his Hurricane Kick move, but the fact that we had to look it up means no one casually passing by an arcade in the '90s had…

The question is, will they interpret that as "players don't like it that we're holding back core content as DLC", or will they see it as "players don't like Greeks, fuck those guys"?

Oh great, now we get retards like you using the "then don't watch it" defense, as if this was all sci-fi had to offer. Look genius, scientists pushing the boundary is a recognized trope, but for chrissakes do it intelligently. Frankenstein works because during Shelley's time, there were zero regulations. These days,…

I hate Cinema Sins. If I want intelligent and hilarious riffing on a film, I'd rather wait for How it Should Have Ended, or The Editing Room. The latter's just text, but way more amusing than CS's list of little errors.

Some of these charges don't make sense. $4000 for a CRT monitor with pre-recorded VHS video? Really?

To be fair, while I hated Witcher 1 with total fervor, I can't bring myself to hate the sequel as much. The combat's improved, for one.