Is it? From what I've seen, aside from selecting attacks and targets, there are action commands as well — power attacks, blocking, and countering are all done real-time, as the attack happens.

You move from controlling your character to using a set of menus and telling your guy what to do

Turn-based RPGs can be fun. I mean great stuff like the original Fallout games (that's 1-2), or Arcanum. Yes, in both cases, you can switch to "real-time", but with a system that let you control more than 1 player, it really helps to have some sort of pause button to at least let you survey the battle, and plan your…

Really? You're really trying to convince us that it's academics, and not immature jackasses, who are using the "Not a Game" tag?

Can we include classic FPSes in that tag?

Rob, if you really wanted to write for Cracked.com, you could just post to their forums. Also, I think they already did this article several times over. I certainly remember the bear-murder:

Ah, then apologies as well. I was being curt because Bricken's Brigade can be ridiculous with their white-knighting.

Murky, low-res textures, low polycount. They needed four Titans to output this?

Looks like low sensitivity + bad surface + lag induced by their stupid keyboard replacement.

Get a Nostromo.

LOL My mechanical keyboard is cheaper.

This makes me hate humanity — or at least, the part of it that hangs out in the Steam community — just a little bit more.

I'd probably be as hyped up for this as you guys are, if that T:TDW tag just didn't suck so much monkey balls.

To be fair to DC/WB, they did sign Gal Gadot to a three-picture deal, so they're kinda getting the message.

It seems to be firing in a sustained manner, and Rocket's just moderating his shots as he switches targets. Probably a standard assault rifle IN SPAAAAACE, if that means anything to ya.

Yes. Because it's part of their job.

Welcome to the fray, Little Mac. Punch-Out's main character will join the cast of the next Smash Bros., to be out on Wii U and 3DS later this year. Nintendo announced the news during their Nintendo Direct this afternoon. No word on King Hippo or Mike Tyson.

We're talking Marvel Studios here, which has been far more respectful to the classic costumes than either Fox or Sony.

It clearly says Atlas. Besides, it's not as if the Japanese are unaware of Greek Mythology.

Wasn't the dude iun 3x3 Eyes more of a sentient, agile zombie than an actual immortal?