Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen: BMW’s last effort at competing with Harley. Didn’t work out so well. Harley has a pretty inflated opinion of themselves — matched only by BMW’s opinion of THEMselves.

That tattoo on the back of his leg had me fooled for a moment. I thought that the guy had a prosthetic.

Guy on the right is either floating, or has some super strong arms.

Yo dawg...I heard you like boats.

Also realize that this collection is a rounding error on Leno’s, but it’s basically his entire collection save for some comparably low dollar vintage race cars. Also that these have appreciated SIGNIFICANTLY since he began collecting.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

Is it ok if Bear Grylls narrated your comment in my head? Because that made it really awesome.

2017 911 Turbo SS Turbo Doppelkupplungsgetriebe Turbo

German vehicle with SS moniker - what POSSIBLY could go wrong?

They should change the name to the 911 turbo Turbo. I’d buy it and park it next to the Ferrari LaFerrari.

Having engaged in both activities, I can tell you the moto has significantly more grip. Both moto riders in this video suck hard and are meandering all over the place. Neither picks the right line once.

Don’t buy it, build it. This was a non-running, stock, $300 barn find.

I have a friend who’s a state police officer. He said his department removed slimjims for the troopers cars because the troopers are no longer allowed to provide unlock services. There was a time when they used to help people who had locked their keys in their cars. Unfortunately our litigious society forced them to…

It doesn’t matter if you beat the clock by a second or an hour, winning is winning

When I was in college there was a 24hr coin op self serve car wash that had an “all you could wash” for one price option. There was a weight sensor that triggered when the car rolled off to reset the meter. I always used this wash late at night because: A) Lines would not build up behind me when I spent an hour…

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

I’m pretty sure none of you know what a hipster is anymore. It’s just become a generic term of derision. In fact, I think most Jalops would probably fit someone’s definition of hipster; I can already hear you saying “I loved brown wagons long before they were popular....”

Looks like Subaru owners are trying to give VW owners a run for the money. The intentionally dirty car (clearly achieved by dumping buckets of muddy water on the car) is perhaps the most desperate cry for attention I’ve ever seen at a car show.

10' lines every 30'.

COTD no one can possibly top this and it’s only 9:35am local time