Itchy assholes are responsible for all wars

Sorry, I’m confused. Why is this posted here?

Here’s a crazy idea:

Well, since the qualifier for this “The Simpsons Vacation Episodes, Ranked” piece excludes the excellent “Summer of 4 ft 2" and “Itchy and Scratchy Land” episodes and somehow allows for the entirely un-vacation “Homer and Apu” episode with a 60 second trip to a mountain in India, I submit that this sentence is far too…

Bruh.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Haz my star because you eez fellow bridge torcher.

I mean, not that my model is superior (I’ll torch a bridge whenever, if someone’s being shitty and won’t own up to it - fuggit, I can swim), but...yeah, any gal who had an asshole friend like that, and who decided that he should be *my* problem, would be hitting the bricks in short fucking order.

“Is it worth asking A why she puts up with George’s behavior or why she lets him try to run off her boyfriends? Sure. Once.”

Language matters. If you don’t want to be stereotyped, if you resent it when it’s done to you, don’t do it yourself. Using the acts of some people of any race as a justification for labeling an entire race is not only intellectually dishonest, but lazy and intentionally offensive.

You had me until the witless racism part at the end.

Given this last election i’d say it’s fair to paint whites with the same brush they paint everyone who isn’t white. A broad, often violent, unfeeling brush.

Nice post.

Don’t paint us all with the same brush. Plenty of white people find this despicable and are disgusted by the turn this country has taken. Minimum wage needs to go way up, you can make quite a bit above minimum and still not be able to afford housing even in the midwest.  

Yeah but it wouldn’t drive traffic to a dying Kotaku, soooooo, you know......

Can we just drop tipping and make restaurant owners pay their employees a living wage? Build it into the price of the menu items. When people no longer show up because their Olive Garden meal costs too much then we can adjust or eat at home. Tipping that is expected is a ridiculous model.

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Yes, but they are not women, so it’s not relevant.

I’m happy to here this. I was worried for half a second. I’m a cyclist, and have been for years. But this year I finally got a little more serious about my recovery nutrition. I was one of those hipsters who was like “Bah, I can eat a good dinner I don’t need supplements.”

Not a problem