That was a bad Djok

Eat, Prey, Kill

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Don’t forget the environmental oversight. Some of those illicit pot farms up there are raging environmental dumpster fires.

I’m counting on it. Because I sure as hell hope that the consequence of the GOP nominating an orange semi sentient stale Cheeto is a landslide that sweeps in a democratic senate and house and state legislatures and governorships.

I keep thinking of the first scene in goodfellas when joe Pesci is stabbing the guy in the trunk.

I’m just not sure I believe anything after “he agreed we could tie him with rope and beat him” because.. What?

When I was in Saudi Arabia during Desert Storm, the Saudi government put up a cultural tent in our area, and actually made the specific argument that they did, in fact, protect women’s rights better than the West.

I really wish I had kept that pamphlet, or at least had been smart enough to take a picture of it.

“It’s lonely over here in the pro-life camp,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life of America”

Jesus. I’m still waiting for Pennsylvania to come out of the stone ages.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.

What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

I do - FUCK THE NRA

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

One of these days our eyes will meet...

I feel like a vote for SAS is a vote for Skip, and a vote for Cowherd is a vote for Whitlock. Also pretty sure Mariotti has been out of the game for a really long time so while he deserved it back when his career went sideways, he’s a non-factor in 2016 sports media coverage.

Brown Lobster