Nope. Fun question, tho. 

Can we send Rick Santorum there? Seems like a great place for Rick. 

Boy. That’s a steady diet of nothing right there. 

Hollaback Girl is right up there with Achy Breaky Heart. It’s a crime against music, and humanity.

Thank you. 

I watched 30 seconds of that. It’s fucking awful.

Do they apply their make-up with a trowel?

She’ll be replaced by Joe Arpaio.

He gets a new diaper, steak with ketchup and a Diet Coke. 

She and Beto need to run as a ticket.

Please don’t tell me what I or my state needs. I don’t give a damn that you lived here for 20 years, you’re still talking out your ass, as if Mass is some paradise Motherland that New England can’t live without. Give me a fucking break. 

Stringer Bell can do anything. Anything. 

Hey Melania, go blow your old fascist.

You’re too kind. Let’s add Lowell, Lawrence, Springfield, Holyoke and Pittsfield to this list of classic Mass hell-holes. 

I’d be happy to cut the cord with Boston if Mass agrees not to invade my state every summer, fall and winter with thousands of obnoxious drunk Massholes who leave their trash everywhere and drive their SUV’s into trees and lakes. But somehow, I don’t think that would work out very well for either state.

“...only to discover a piece of shit in the row in front of him.”

Or, just take a Klonopin and try to survive the 45 minutes it takes to work. 

And where do you live?

NH resident here. I take umbrage at your criticism of NH drivers. Mass drivers don’t seem to understand the concept of turn signals or yielding to prevailing traffic when entering major roadways. What’s up with that?