Wouldn’t surprise me if he jumped into the Deerfield River.

He may a new kind of pudding pop in a striped shirt.

A once powerful, world-wide empire which now has nothing but royal babies...no wonder their men feel the need to act tough.

Everyone needs a mentor.

How about agreeing to having his initials branded on your hip with a fucking cauterizing pen? You’d think most would nope the hell out of there at that juncture.

How dare you impugn Vanguard’s taint!

There are a number of articles, old and new, that cite him as having lost millions on commodoties and in casinos, but here’s a couple of older ones.

Mormonism.

Part of the reason she doesn’t look so hot is, I’m guessing, because “Vanguard” doesn’t like his women to eat.

She aided and abetted a child rapist. She’s gonna go away for a long time.

Feely. Fucking douchebag.

What’s worse than finding out you’ve been accepted into “NXIVUM” is learning that you now will be regularly driven by the girl from the super man show to go bone “Vanguard” in a condo outside of Albany.

“and sometimes not so super kid-friendly!”

I prefer medians with nice plantings. 

I don’t think the investigations, Russia or Cohen, have much to do with Trump’s sex life (hurl), or even about campaign finance violations. I think they’re about money laundering, and possibly money laundering involving some really, really bad people around the world.

I wanna fart in this guy’s mouth until he dies.

She’s also the mother of a war criminal.

Can I come back now? Jesus.