Flori-duh.

I’d like him to suffocate on the farts of Gitmo prisoners.

The best thing about that tattoo is how understated and subtle it is.

Double your age? C’mon, Kells.

“shut your fuck up, okay”

Good. I hope this asshole ends up hocking vitamins on InfoWars.

Sorry. No one who rides an e-bike can be sexy.

This woman is a fucking twit.

For a brain surgeon, he sure is stupid.

Meth.

Nixon got what he deserved for sure, but he and his idiots didn’t sell this nation’s election out to a fascist Russian dictator/serial murderer. Honestly, this is the highest form of treason there is, and you know how traitors of this magnitude are generally dealt with.

Oh, please Jesus, let there be proof that Trump and Stormy have boned since January 2017.

I hope this bloodless cyborg ends up in a cell block.

Why is he never smiling? Because his father is Donald Fucking Trump!

Wonder what kind of pre-nupt they have.

Pruitt is a fucking paranoid, corrupt piece of shit.

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

What about the UK’s other weapons? Maces, quarterstaffs, pernaches, flails, caltrops, battle axes. I could go on all day. The UK has more war hammers per capita than any country on earth, but you won’t hear that stat in the lamestream media. You can buy a damn war hammer at any chemist in Britain, I’ve been told.

Look, maybe the teacher was demonstrating the ricocheting qualities of bullets and this kid didn’t know enough to teleport himself out of harm’s way? Huh?