Hurl.

Yeah, it’s great to see a wonderful, scandal-free organization and fan base like the Philadelphia Eagles get this win. Give me a fucking break.

The half time show was almost as bad and awkward as the “honoring” of the vets at the coin toss. I never understood why the NFL feels they are the purveyors of patriotism, if not an actual wing of the military.

This is how we roll on the east coast.

Does Trump sleep in that goddamn suit or what? Jesus, it fits him like potato chip bag.

This Nunes fucker. There’s just no end to this parade of Trump shitholes.

This freaking memo of fucking important if you happen to care about this country and about not having it turn into fucking Baath Party-era Iraq with Saddam/Trump at the helm.

And maybe Mandy Moore had an accomplice, played by ex-husband Ryan Adams, and after they kill him, they do a nice acoustic duet.

hurl

“I told them how he asked me during his office hours if I would “pussy sit” for him when he traveled.”

This should explain it.

I can imagine his poetry is just god-awful.

“I support Christ.”

Yes, a TV, but with nothing on it but Skip Bayless.

This judge kicks so much ass.

Conservative women, especially conservative women who support/apologize for bad conservative men...I just don’t get it.

I miss 1989.

He wears the tiniest goddamn watch.

Because they’re all a bunch of scum-sucking hypocrite assholes.

Fucking gross.