Someone please kick this asshole in his sanctified balls.

“What’d you do this weekend, Bob?”

No. Much like (I’m guessing) the way most women don’t talk about “dick” or “cock” in casual conversation, unless of course it’s in the context of, “my boss is a dick” or “my brother in law is a cockbag.”

I always felt this guys was a fucking creep.

Mulvaney needs a sock full of wet cow shit across his gross head.

This is why the Alabama Pederast vs. Competent Adult senate race is so fucking critical. If you’re able, donate to Doug Jones’s campaign. If this bill somehow gets delayed until after the 12th and Jones’s wins, it would make it much harder for the GOP to ram it through.

If Matt had only consulted with Tom Cruise for life coaching, this could have been avoided.

Solid point.

When something bad finally happens to this orange shit ball, I will literally dance for joy. An indictment would be a good start.

Come on, man, he was terrific in Old School.

Why the FUCK would you watch that human horror show?

It seems possible that this guy ends up in jail for like 200 years.

Touch shit, lady. You married a complete piece of dog shit for money and nothing else. You don’t like it, leave.

Seems about time for President Asshole’s fatty clogged heart to seize up.

“It’s time to accept it and figure out what to do from here...”

You know, Trump looks really unwell. He’s gotta be 50 pounds overweight at least, he’s got the skin tone of a rotting carrot and the posture of a 90 year old. Here’s to stress and bad living doing it’s job here.

It’s really not good when Scotland Yard investigates you.

Sarah Huckabee is the devil.

Thank God we don’t have to listen to Rose asking his guests questions then immediately and continually cutting them off any more. Annoying fuck.

That “song” is a complete piece of shit.