Well bastarts canceled The Soup

I fully support this recent trend toward including at least one Chris Hemsworth item in each dirtbag. I decree all dirtbags should have at least one Hemsworth item (and not about the lesser Hemsworth. Chris or GTFO). Make it so.

Speaking of absolutely nothing that has to do with this post, I watched half of SNL on my DVR this morning and I suspectg Vanessa Bayer had a huge hand in writing that script where she and Ryan Gosling are married and make out a ton.

Woah those teens are all like 23 years old.

Oh my god this is my favorite celebrity conspiracy post ever

i consider morphine a vitamin

It looks like Jerry O’Connell, but I don't know if that's him.

its so there is room for their diapers

Everyone should be inspired by Kate Bush. She is a goddamn treasure!

Ryan Reynolds - he has never lived

Not being “pumped full of vitamins”. This is not what real hospitals do. You can’t cure the flu with vitamins. Gah. Just like you can’t prevent it with vitamins.

I feel like you have to do a lot for Channing Tatum to not like you.

Ew amy I don’t want to hear about that.

a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS

Between Kim, Coco, and Hayden, the theme of this dirt bag is that being pregnant and giving birth sucks. I concur and I have the C-Section scar (after 36 hours of labor) to prove it.

I just felt like we needed a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS in this dress. ALSO HER BAG IS A CANDY. She looks like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century went to a fancy party and I love it.

I'm so very sorry. Internet hugs from a stranger.

It’s always so magical when a woman can look at a man and just know... He’s the one... The one for anal.

That’s great that Kim is demystifying pregnancy and not pretending it’s all sunshine and kittens, but like... it’s way worse for someone who has her issues and DOESN’T have all the money in the world for the best doctors and care and tests and nannies and DOESN’T have to worry about going back to work because she…

I just found out that I’ve got a nonviable pregnancy. Reading this Dirt Bag about Kim K and Hayden makes me just so much more in awe that even pregnancies that do make it all the way can be so friggin difficult. This sucks.