It’s called being vulnerable, Tina. It’s when you reveal something intimate and expect to hear good things, and are really shocked you don’t hear good things and you think that’s unfair, because why the hell did you make yourself vulnerable in the first place.

I’ll never be noticed because NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH ME. I wonder what people THINK ABOUT ME? What do I MEAN TO OTHERS?

Here’s how Soda explained her project,...

The elastic in the waist is shot. Between that and the filthy mirror I’m thinking she might be a dirty girl. And not in a good way.

See also: alternative turkey (eta: which paultoes beat me to!)

Kuarantine.

I give her major props for being honest about just wanting to cover up the old tattoo with something that looks cool to her, and for having a sense of humor about it. None of my tattoos are “meaningful,” anyway, aside from the fact that I think they’re really pretty. Also, she has great shoulders. I’m jealous.

uhhh “too much exercise”?

Yeah, those mannish “girls next store...”

IT’S ALL KALEY’S HAIR’S FAULT...

It hurts worse than laser hair removal. Watch a video of it being done. You’re basically burning off skin. It’s NOT fun.

It hurts WAY more than getting the tattoo and takes several sessions.

Why do rich people have such shitty tattoos?! It seems to be such a common problem

One of my husband’s friends was telling us how he always raises his eyebrows at people getting wedding tattoos or sobriety dates. He’s never seen either of those two life decisions last much after that and he’s been in the industry for over 20 years.

I guess it's a good thing it isn't on your body!

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never get a tattoo related to an SO in any way. It’s a curse, I tell you!

Meh, laser removal isn’t such an easy thing. The people I know who have done it say it’s many times more painful than getting a tattoo and it doesn’t always take all of the ink out. There can be scarring too. Plus (for common folks), laser is really, really expensive.

I have a friend who makes this face, too, in photos. Stop it!

I’m almost thirtyteen...which beats being an awkward twentynineteen

Saylor was the name she loved so much that she took it from a dog? Saylor?