Yeah, I clicked on this dude’s comment history and, shocker, it heavily features his “personal knowledge” of various feminist female celebrities being eeeevil and bro-y male celebrities being wonderful...

Yeah, I’m sure that happened. Someone known universally for being nice is secretly a demanding bitch.

Agreed

I have not heard that she’s rude and I’m curious if anyone else has insight on that. She does seem to have a network of comics she’s buddies with that get face time on her show as well as Train Wreck. That speaks to the opposite but isn’t necessarily mutually exclusive. I certainly hope she is nice.

She gives shit to mainstream beauty ideals and how she can still get laid anytime, which is not the same thing as never minding your diet or exercising.

Being known as “the fat Kardashian” for years (she wasn’t of course but whatever) couldn’t have helped her self-esteem.

Team Painkillers

Thank you, I truly do appreciate it...been trying to find distractions for my time. I want all the makeup at Sephora because he hated that I wore lip plumper so I stopped. Fuck him I like lip plumper. Next guy can just get used to me stinging their fucking lips when I kiss them because I’m not being a door mat…

Team Khloe. Lamar got coked up in a whorehouse and Khloe came to help. There’s a better person here and it’s not him.

To be fair to Amy Schumer, I would have probably been pissed too. I had this one security guard at my office in NYC who would NEVER let me in the building without my ID even though he saw me every single day. If I forgot it at home, or left it upstairs, he would look me up in the system, call up to the office, confirm…

Since I have started hitting the anger stage/ giving no fucks about anything stage in my breakup...I probably would have put on my head phone and started doing squats and random zumba moves in front of the place because I came to work out and I'm working out.

I’d be super annoyed if it happened to me. And I’m the definition of nobody.

This PSA has been brought to you by Rick James, Bitch...

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of some rando tweeting “ur head shape like deflated football,” like just completely unprompted.

What kind of shitty gym can't look up a member on its system with something other than the barcode thingy?

At the very least, it’s a hell of a drug.

Great, so now antibiotics will give me c. diff AND cause me to pop off? This is too much.

Fantasy Kardashian Points: +1000

That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to…