“That fucking song” really is the only acceptable way to reference it. You beat me to it.

“Say, what’s in this drink?”

Home for the Pauladays?

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

It’s uncanny.

Love that one! It's a classic!

THAT costs $24?!

I don’t think it’s “normal” or “decent” to try to get someone drunker than they might want to be without their knowledge. Not a “funny prank” to play on a potentially pregnant woman, or someone on medication, or the night’s designated driver...

C’mon, “Say, what’s in this drink?” is pretty fucking suspect

I heard a version this morning with the genders of the singers swapped. It was not less creepy.

Completely understandable product of its time re: woman having to hem-and-haw her desire to stay over because of “society and its bullshit rules.”

I just...I cannot get over how taking seasonal iconography off the cups has ignited such...incoherent rage. Aren’t these people supposed to be the same ones who rant about how Christmas is about Jesus—I guess I just expected that if they were going to ‘campaign’ about the cups, they would have been asking for…

But baby it’s less rapey outside.

Oh no! You don’t understand! This is a joke and there’s a war on jokes and people are so overly sensitive with their political correctness nowadays! People can’t take a joke!

No! See it was a joke! You thought you were drinking a non-alcoholic beverage haha cause you’re an alcoholic haha and your dad drank himself to death haha and you’re trying to stay sober. But I put rum in the drink there when you went to the bathroom haha. And then you didn’t know you were drunk so you drove home and…

Yeah, honestly...this is so bad, I laughed. Like it’s not even blissful ignorance. “Spiking” someone’s drink is pretty universal as a phrase for date-rape. Would have loved being a fly on the wall of that editorial meeting.

The war against christmas is waaaaaaaaay more damaging than date rape! duh.

What the fuck. Is there any way, at all, to even interpret that that isn’t totally fucked up?

Bloomingdale’s, taking it back to pre-historic times.

Too bad we can’t get all the people freaking out over Starbucks to direct their rage to this.