First rule of Twitter, always take a screenshot.

You are entirely incorrect, but it’s hilarious to watch you try to dig yourself out of your own shithole of stupidity.

Barry,

Delicious self-own.  This is the good stuff.  

But it also explains so much...

Like...dude’s read doesn’t even make sense. Fuck, used to be that trolls would employ some level of logic to trolling.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values what you have to say.

Correct, it’s a rotating oblate spheroid.

I can’t believe you’re going with “SPLINTER INTERVIEW” rather than the correct “SPLINTERVIEW.”

What you do for a brain is scary

Nay, there are guidelines regarding doxxing that I will not cross. But he is a very real person, who enjoys boxing and Marty, if you’re somehow reading this, let me put it into old English for you.

Marianne Williamson’s closing statement last night.

Hey Grand Junction whaddaya say, the Chubs are gonna win today!

I really think Marc Maron could do a good job filling those shoes.

turtles are long-lived creatures.

I mean, have you tried not being a poor?

“OH NO, How am I supposed to financially exploit my children now??"

Honestly, the movie lost me when main character badass wiped the floor with a gang of dudes relatively easily, only to scoff a few scenes later at how much trouble it wasn’t worth to rescue a woman being raped by a gang of much less dudes.

Dude, Geneva Convention. Nobody deserves that. Not even Iran. 

It’s like David Lynch decided to make a movie about the dark underbelly of Hollywood