It would take a real qwyjibo to miss all those references.

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

Those Pizzagate morons sure are ignoring this human trafficking by the US government.

It’s never ever worth going this far. We need a better system to help those with mental health issues. One of my best friends took their life earlier this year and I’m still fucked up from it. Please never take your own life. You have no idea the impact it will have on the people around you. Get help, reach out. Talk…

Pick who you want to piss off least and move forward.

Maybe she should stop siding with and supporting the Trump Administration then. Maybe she should be a leader and go on the offensive on this.

You’re overthinking it. Trump is a bully. Mulvaney is kind of a dweeb. It’s just Trump’s natural instinct to loathe and pick on such an obsequious figure.

If the article has taught me anything, it’s that you should now lure someone into the water and try to drown them to refill your bars.  It’ll at least make you feel better.

That changes a little, but this was still a poorly thought out plan. 

They really need a word for this kind of security. Something that describes how performative it is beyond it's real value, and how it is more about the show then the protection...

This is a sad loss for NY movie-lovers, but $2 per play is ridiculous and a good reminder that libraries are paying ludicrous prices for digital books and items as opposed to physical ones. This link is regarding Canadian libraries but the same applies to U.S. ones: https://goodereader.com/blog/digital-library-news/can…

Nobody actually pays for first class out of pocket. They are either enjoying an elite upgrade or their employer is footing the bill.

Yeah, right now, the ones less enamored with Trump can probably convince themselves their vote isn’t predetermined. That they are independent and they may choose a Democrat. But once the Democrat is nominated, they will join their team in calling that person a socialist who will take away your guns, and they will show…

And what polls don’t tell you. Republicans will come home. Idk if a majority of them will. But Republicans will think about that one key issue. Abortion, courts, gun rights, marriage, figure their lives can’t POSSIBLY get worse. And vote for Trump and ignore any and all facts pointing to Trump fucking them over. 

It’s important to know what the “Answers ‘Unknown’ Callers on a Landline and Actually Talks to Pollsters” demographic thinks.

And this is why we don't care about polls right now. This is why anyone up in any internet comments section citing polling as the reason their candidate is the only one who can beat Trump is full of shit. 

“People who go and cut their private parts to death.”

INTERGALACTIC!

Showing nudity in a scene in which a person is nude is not odd. That would be the normal thing to do.

Why do people still let that lunatic write comics?