Actually they’re showing their asses because A. their supporters love it when they act like smug, condescending assholes, and B. right-wing propaganda will pick up these clips of them “owning the libz” and they contribute to the overall false narrative of that “ownage.”

“Frankly, a real leader would have been able to stop me from kicking her 7 year old son in the chest and would have blocked my elbow before it collapsed her husbands windpipe.  Not my type of leader, that’s not someone you follow into battle, especially when you don’t even defend yourself when my husband Jerramy spits…

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Between the states that grow it and the fact that it’s highly addictive, I don’t think we were ever going to see tobacco become history in this country. How many smokers who are vaping now are only doing that because vaping became an option?

Say it louder for the Blizzard execs in the back.

You are never as anonymous as you think you are online.

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

It was Pikachu’s attack that caused the seizures, yet Porygon was the one that took the fall. 

God Damn Porygons.

Keanu has starred in The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic and A Scanner Darkly, so I’m gonna guess he’s run into the term ‘cyberpunk’ before :D

dude played johnny mnemonic. he has history with cyberpunk. but he'll still hype it keanu style.

IT’S IN THE PACIFIC, AND IT HAS COASTS- EXPLAIN THAT ONE ALBERT

There's a NEW Mexico? Good lord, we just finished building a wall around the first one 

I doubt it’s much more complicated than “calling it Code Red will get more viewers/clicks on our station/website.”

It’s one thing to brand your Doppler radar as “StormTracker 9000 Super Duper Doppler!” but another thing entirely when you go issuing your own weather alerts. Stick with the products from the NWS.

Why would she need to? She showed up, did her job and got paid. We can’t hold these actors responsible if they’re not die-hard Marvel nerds. It’s totally reasonable that, after doing a handful of small-ish cameos over the years, she’d lose track.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

On the one hand, I imagine filming these films back-to-back in an order that only makes sense from Feige’s point-of-view makes them hard to keep track of in your mind.