“Bill Simmons has been announced as the next head coach of the New York Jets.”

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

Maybe the cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, amphetamine pills and marijuana were the Christmas gifts. Did you ever consider that? Sounds like a really thoughtful guy actually. So much variety for his friends/family instead of giving them a crappy gift card for the local drug dealer.  

Right. The Rays make tons of money because lots of people watch them on TV. 

“In no way am I saying this is her fault, but here’s how it’s her fault.”

Um, no. That’s a fantasy instilled by NRA death cult propagandists.

It won’t work. Ask JFK, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Ford**. All of whom were surrounded by people expert in the use of guns, and none who were protected by using those guns.

Usually a short face to face conversation with the perp is all it takes. Just to let them know they are being watched and are known to the police.

When pretty much anyone can own or possess a gun, pretty much any threat of physical violence is “imminent”.

I guess you can print it, but the point sticks. I have a ticket stub from January 17, 1996. It was a Red Wings game and has a picture of Terry Sawchuk on it. It was the night Steve Yzerman scored his 500th goal. That ticket is a prized keepsake as such. Doing it the digital way, or even the way wherein you print it…

Agreed in full. It’s my experience that if you want to understand someone’s politics and overall worldview, a good foundation is to figure out how old they are, and then start working through what exactly was going on in the world when they were about 18-25. It’s not perfect, and obviously individuals react to common…

I have worked in politics and government for almost 20 years, and McCaskill’s comments reflect identical sentiments to the Boomers (people who have worked here since the 1970s) in my office.

The rule with the Pats is “On time is late” so in order not to be late he didn’t show up on time.

Let’s not go that far — the PS1 Classic feeling like a cynical, rushed attempt to cash in on the NES/SNES Classic’s success doesn’t cancel out Sony’s incredible stable of critically acclaimed and commercially successful first-party games, which has been its biggest advantage all generation.

Not including analog sticks is such a moronic oversight. Not only does it make the games you included less enjoyable to play, it outright removes the possibility of including Ape Escape or Legend of Dragoon, two games that make all the sense in the world to include and two games Sony published.

We all thought Grimace was a sociopath too, but he changed his ways and became one of Ronald’s best friends.

He had a half assed, poorly thought out plan to save the universe by killing half of it. The plan entailed him killing lots of people (including his daughter) before he could even enact it. And it wouldn’t have really worked.

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

Imagine a powerful man as a ship, like the Titanic. That ship is a huge enterprise. When it strikes an iceberg, there are a lot of people on board desperate to patch up holes — not because they believe in or even care about the ship, but because their own fates depend on the enterprise.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.