No. That ship has sailed. Time to get over it.

There are US laws governing this kind of thing but I’m not aware of them being strictly enforced except for like... when a bar tries to show a big pay-per-view boxing match without paying for the necessary rights.

There’s painting of a young William H Macy in an attic somewhere.

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

Yeah, that’s worth nothing. Sorry.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2018/06/28/detroit-tigers-daniel-stumpf-has-no-knowledge-nickname-spider-monkey/744602002/

Just wanted to type that, huh?

“And that was it. I swear on my mom and dad’s graves, there was nothing else to it.’’

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

Remember to be civil, folks

Only to have Google come out with another gaming platform with a completely different name, and branding.

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

How dare you...nail it.

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

They will never go the full “abortion is illegal” route.  They will constantly chip away at it until it is practically illegal.  But if they succeed in making it illegal, they lose a powerful force for riling up their base.

I think the correct response is with thoughts and prayers

So what’s the correct reaction when, several years from now, dipshit pro-life women in red states find themselves in Savita Halappanavar’s position, about to leave their first 2 kids without a mother because kid #3 miscarries and will get septic, but she can’t get an abortion because ‘heartbeat’? Because I want to be…