This is the exact explanation of being 15.

Happy families are all alike. Every fucked-up family is fucked-up in its own way.

This will never get old. I’m not even being sarcastic: it’s such an appropriate and dead-on “picture speaks a thousand words” indictment/meme of Trump’s attempts to paint himself as an uber patriot.

Be careful. Rooting for the Eagles is like being addicted to Meth. To those who’ve never done it before, it would seem like a bad idea, at first. Then you’ve done it a few times without it affecting you too much, so you keep doing it. Eventually, you’ve probably been arrested on multiple occasions and have lost some…

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

Pretty mild, too

That would be a great poll: shit movies with good posters.

Okay, but where are the peahens, huh? Once again a socialist revolution completely ignores issues of sex and gender, creating a narrative of a united peacock class without taking seriously the complaints that some peabirds are advantaged simply by virtue of their sex!

What, you thought systematically denying an entire species the unalienable right to be an emotional support animal wasn’t going to have consequences?

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.

This is gonna get seriously nerdy but there’s a WONDERFUL video game called Horizon: Zero Dawn, and the entire setting and plot is developed from the idea of what would happen when competing AI’s try to destroy the world and preserve it.

I know video games aren’t everyone’s thing but just wikipedia the plot if you…

Hey, the kids back then had to learn about their T-Zone somehow.

Babies have reported feeling mostly irrelevant, with sitters saying on record they “aren’t fun to watch”.

Given how little of an impact said toxic nerds and their boycotts had on other movies that made bajillions of dollars (The Last Jedi, Fury Road, etc.) I don’t think you can attribute Solo’s lack of profits to them. It seems more like it was the usual cocktail of middling reviews, blockbuster competition, nicer…

I think you’re underestimating the number of people who still fucking love star wars but didn’t care to see a Han solo origin story. Or see someone else try to take over for Ford. Or would have rather seen a lando movie. Or would have rather seen a boba fett movie.....Or any character who wasn’t clearly only…

It’s true and I blame Disney brass hard for this for not pushing it back to December like the rest of the Disney films.

I’m not sure I’m behind you for every specific thing you said, but I support the passion with which you said it.

Way to go, you fucking toxic nerds. Solo was a good movie.

I was 12 when Return of the Jedi came out. You know what I had between 1983 and the SE releases?

Dash Fucking Rendar.

All you pansy ass pansies whining about “oversatuation” need to tape a fucking aspirin on and get back in the game.

I guaran-damn-tee you that…

Disney has high hopes for Porkins: A Star Wars Story.

But I was referring specifically to your article, which discusses major cities. I just thought it was weird you didn’t make a single reference to transit, that’s all.