They’re such immense assholes. “We’re going to tear apart your family to discourage you from fleeing persecution to protect your family” is just cruel, and also won’t work as a way to discourage people from legally presenting themselves! It’ll just encourage people to pay more to coyotes and risk even worse harm!

...talking about how bad automobile people are...

Complains about division in America by yelling about Democrats in general.

Eh, maybe he’s just taking the GOP view of the voting base to its logical conclusion: I’m red, they’ll vote for me.

Do it over a shellfish dinner and then flip the tag on their jacket.

Using the Old Testament to point how fucked up Christianity is great, but I prefer using the New Testament to point out the literally biblical levels of their hypocrisy.

lmao. sorry. who???

who?

My wife’s from Beijing; we had delicious home-made Chinese food for dinner. BTW, is this the “Milo” from “Milo and Stitch” or “Milo and Otis?”

It’s tricky and amorphous, but that’s one of the rubrics we use when trying to decide when and how to report on something. Does this thing have “news value”? Is it really going to serve people to know this in advance? There’s never an easy answer — it’s a spectrum — but something like “the next project from storied…

“Star Fox Zero released in 2016 to mediocre reviews.”

I’m now waiting for the fifteen websites to run headlines with “next Assassin’s Creed to be set in Greece”

Oh, the difference is that this one popped up everywhere on the internet this morning. At a certain point if a lot of people are talking about a rumor, and we’ve also heard that it’s true, we do feel obligated to share it with our own readers.

I’ll reserve judgment until we see a final product (Kid me loved Diddy Kong Racing) but this leak isn’t the hype level I want to feel from Retro’s next project. /;

So Trump brought “peace” to a region that hasn’t has large scale violent conflict since 1953, while deliberately inflaming the situation in the most volatile part of the world that has been in constant violent conflict for the last 70 years.

Pence is Mitt Romney without the charisma.

He was known as one of the dumbest congressmen before he won the governorship. And he was on his way to reelection defeat before the Trump campaign bailed him out to win over evangelicals.

As someone pointed out on another article, you can’t exactly “clash” with anyone if you’re getting shot by snipers.

I love how, in multiple ways, baseball is making itself less fun on purpose and wondering why people like it less than they did in the past. But don’t worry, shaving 3 minutes off a game will bring everyone back!