Hi pknecron, we are here to help answer your questions. Can you please tell us more about what you mean by bribe? We look forward to your response.

Sometimes the scale of the corruption at work short-circuits my brain. Am I better for knowing all of this?

also, I still don’t buy the argument that MoviePass has leverage just by paying tons of people’s tickets for them. the theaters make the same amount of money! where’s the leverage, unless you can demonstrate people are seeing movies so much more often on MoviePass (and generating so much in concessions, etc) that it’s…

I wonder if we’re going to have the usual barrage of comments from people that don’t understand that this wasn’t going to work. If it did work, the various theater chains wouldn’t have gotten rid of the similar programs they’ve had in the past.

Cornhole backwards is Benghazi

8. I could have been in the running to replace Conan.

It’s the southern version of “It’s the goddamn Catalina Wine Mixer!”

Oh, my. Misspelled and inappropriately capitalized “oligarch.” C’mon, Michael! Don’t be like 45*, BE BEST(er)!

You missed a bombshell of a story:

Well at least you get to wear them Monday through Thursday.

That’s his cornhole fightin’ shirt.

blue shirt guy should really understand that if he punches like that he should be avoiding fights at all costs

What’s connected to the back of his belt? Cell phone holster?

I remember last year that Foxsports.com went to the all-video and ads model. It immediately went from a site that I visited a few times each day to one that I haven’t been back to since.

This guy’s shirt slips off astonishingly quickly:

The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

What constitutes a quality video is somewhat in the eye of the beholder. A well-produced video can still be bereft of meaningful content, such as TMZ crap.

Honest question: has there ever been a time when a LBO ended up being good for the purchased company? I’m trying not to compare everything to Gordon Gecko, but with Mitt Romney’s disastrous buyout of Toys R Us coming to a head, I wonder if it ever works out for the bulk of people (instead of just very, very rich…

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.