I’m playing a super shitty game called Adulthood. It starts by going to IKEA this evening after I get off work and, if you can imagine, gets worse from there. Tomorrow morning, early as all fuck, there’s a 1 year old’s birthday party. Then the stuff from IKEA? That needs to be put together. Dinner with in-laws. Sunday…

Sexy carp or GTFO.

I love everything about Hot Rod, right down to all the Europe deep tracks.

I remember watching TV in August 2001 and seeing ads constantly for its upcoming release in September.

Popstar! is a consistently funny film (especially the dig at U2 and the fridges that are automatically programmed to play Connor4Real’s crappy music, Seal getting mauled by wolves, and the hilariously self-aggrendising ‘Equal Rights’ song), so, like Medrawt says, it doesn’t really belong here.

It tastes like the smell of cat piss!

Does anyone besides me even remember the Dave Barry adaptation Big Trouble? It’s not very good, but there is a running gag about two hitmen who can’t escape pervasive Florida Gators fandom and wind up on a bus full of Florida Gators fans. It’s weird and completely beyond my understanding as a non-Floridian, but it’s…

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Man, if there’s one joke that redeems Jane Austen’s Mafia! entire existence, it’s Christina Applegate’s amazed “I’m a MOTHER?!” at the end.

Ummm, sorry to disagree but Hot Rod is one of the best comedies of the last ten years.

As a Gin Disliker, I object to these results and demand a complete recount.

I’ve always said that the conflict Eddie has with being an anti-hero was interesting, but Flash was a much better “lethal protector”/anti-hero Venom and Mac Gargan was a much better psychopathic lunatic Venom. Eddie was always in the middle, and while it made for good drama sometimes, I got bored of how the character…

Two from Hot Shots Part Deux:

I go to church every god-damn Sunday! You gonna bring the DEMONS out in me!

I enjoyed Hot Rod start to finish, but the sequence where Richardson, the guy who desperately wants to join the stunt team, helps them distribute flyers brings me to tears laughing. Every time:

The entire Landfill 2 sequence is bananas.

Oh totally, and they way Liu is able to make a matriarchal society feel very feminine but just as cutthroat and vicious and believable as our patriarchal society is fascinating. It’s an incredibly feminist and queer work without saying “this is a feminist/queer work”

I always wonder what the tax rate / base to live in Angle Grove was. Millions of people die weekly, there are giant monster fights in the middle of the city that must of created billions of dollars of property damage and when ever the zords are called natural disasters ensue. And yet, each week, the city is repaired,…

She is exactly the Goebbels that the lying republicans want.

The dude delivered and kept the ratings for Today for several years.

Technically, aren’t you just leasing the movie? I know they say it’s yours, but aren’t there restrictions and if you do something the company doesn’t like, can’t they wipe it from your device? I think I read something about this with Kindle’s about a decade ago. Didn’t stop me from buying a Kindle though, because as…