“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
- Creed Bratton
- Michael Scott

For all my bloviations, words generally fail me at a time like this, as they often feel hollow—and almost always fail to convey the depth of what I’m feeling at the moment.

Still, gonna try:

Fahey, you’re the sort of writer I want to be at some point in my life. You seem to take genuine joy in your work, and rather than…

Get well soon, Fahey. We want you back.

Oh man, Fahey feels like Kotaku’s resident wise dad. Some kind of soothing presence ready to impart all the ways mars bars are critical to the human experience. Get well soon Fahey, the readers love you.

Mike Fahey is among the most charming, loving, and thoughtful members of the games journalism industry. Mike, I truly hope you can make it through this relatively unscathed, even if your glowing Snacktaku review tricked me into trying the actually-vile cinnamon oreos.

Hi Mike,

I thought it was odd he’d been missing for a while. My cousin had an aortic dissection, it’s definitely scary stuff. Here’s hoping he makes a swift and sound recovery. 

Thank you very much for the update and we all wish him a safe and speedy recovery.

I’m glad he’s doing well in his recovery! Hope everything goes well for him and his family, though!

Mike, I don’t have the right words. So I’ll just say get well soon. We’ll be excited to have you back, but take your time to recovery fully. Until then, I’ll be thinking of you as I type away on my mechanical keyboard (MX Blues, BTW, to annoy my coworkers).

Faheyyyyyyyyyy ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

My apathy about Destiny 2 has extended to my article ledes. Here’s hoping they can bring me back.

Thankfully this revolution putters out in it’s first generation.

Re: dumb shit that married people argue about.

I’m a Canadian woman, I’m a geek girl, and I’ve gone on way too many ill-advised dates with a certain kind of nerdy guy. This stuff terrifies me.

Can’t wait for the sequel with Car-NAYGE.

The first Avengers was fairly great.

Here’s the thing. I’m not expecting an as rare as an Infinity Stone “Whoops. I guess I was wrong” over the Internet. That never happens. But just walk away from the conversation. Tell yourself “Shit, that was embarrassing, but I’m only making it worse by continuing on” move on, and know that at least you’ve learned…

I once thought I was depressed for an entire year, but it turns out it was just Mon-El.