A Golurk named “VinDiesel” or “Supe-R-Man” often makes it onto my lineup during the main story, if they’re around. But now I’m wondering if Meltan can learn Fly and fill that Iron Giant sized hole in my heart instead?

“People used to accept my casual bullying but now it’s a unseemly! Too bad it’s part of my self-image now, that can and will never be questioned*”

She’s seeing the writing on the wall and getting herself in fighting shape for her old job. Unfortunately for her a lot can change in two years, and Fox News has realized there’s no point paying an O’Rielly or a Kelly when they could get the same result paying a Carlson or an Ingraham. Their viewers tune in for the…

Ditto to...Golurk? Conkeldurr? Siesmitoad? Gen V was pretty into barrel-chests and Popeye forearms

“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

It’s called a principled stance against domestic violence, applied regardless of circumstances. It’s commendable! The only reason to second guess yourself is for second guessing yourself in the first place

Goddamn, this was an excellent piece of reporting

Fuck this Eddie Haskell-Angelica Pickles shit, you don’t get the benefit of the doubt. If you can’t tell “edgy” from disrespect or if you’re lying that you can’t, there is zero functional difference in outcome 

Don’t make fun of people for crying, it’s natural and you’re propping up a bullshit system. You should absolutely make fun of a dude for putting “the Truth” in a tweet. Make fun of him until he cries.

Did anyone on the marketing team think about the 2-3 fast food meals people are inevitably going to stop for during the drive? 

I agree with your first point, but I disagree with your second. Steam is a store, and they owe it to their customers and their publishers to make sure transactions are as simple and accurate as possible to both parties. A fan getting upset about a game sale in October (justified or otherwise) isn’t relevant to me as a…

I feel like there’s a way to successfully pull off the “Michael Myers is an avatar for unfathomable violence/pure evil” schtick for a new series but go another way with it. Have someone else put on the mask and pick up the knife

I try to hate the trope, but love the troper. YouTubers, good or terrible, have certain financial realities that other entertainers don’t. Here’s a very smart person explaining it better than I ever could:

Netflix doesn’t have to track demographics, they track what you watch and compare it to what other people who watched that thing have also watched. Demographic data helps build a profile of where and how different types of customers overlap, Netflix’s customers do that for them while they watch. It’d be redundant

This isn’t charity, it’s a marketing stunt. But it’s a marketing stunt where a student and her coworkers walked away with a little extra money in their pocket without getting exploited, I really can’t hate. Honestly, that should be the model

Ah, that explains why you didn’t ask me to “smash that like button” or open the article with “Hey, guys!”

These are great facts and all, but where is the baseless speculation about why she left and what she’s doing next? How am I supposed to cook up conspiracy theories I immediately confuse with reality with this kind of restrained, fact-based report that only covers what occurred and necessary context to understand the…

Wow, you guys and that quote going viral really must have put the fear of god into them

That 70s Show premiered in 1998, The Wonder Years premiered in 1988, and Happy Days premiered in 1974. Nostalgia is very much pegged to a 20-25 year gap

Poor DaS! Taking a deep breath and accepting the punch on your credit is a tough pill to swallow but in a relationship like this it’s inevitable, and the pill gets bigger every month. There’s a reason everything is in your name instead of hers, get out of there before you become the Copacabana Club in Goodfellas!