They make them with cheese whiz and boot leather. You can get a better version of that city’s signature dish literally everywhere else, it’s kind of amazing. And that’s not even getting into all the “We Speak ENGLISH In America” signs plastered on the walls, but maybe that’s just for ambiance

I’ve got good news then, there’s no fucking way we’re going to fix this mess before Gen Z is shoving us into old folks’ homes

Ultimately, the Oscars are 100% subjective. The idea of what “deserves” an award or what a “serious” film is, that’s just a bunch of like-minded people agreeing with each other. Those like-minded people, as is often the case with institutions, tend to be white and tend to have seen success under that agreed upon…

I think they should introduce an Unpopular Film Award instead, and shunt off all the nominees that no one has seen yet and will forget after this year. That way movies like The Artist, American Beauty and Shakespeare in Love can keep their awards, while future movie buffs are saved a few hours of their lives. Or at…

Try the Barrel, right across from the Damen Pink line. Nothing fancy, they don’t even have a kitchen, but it’s almost always a good crowd to watch a game with

Hipsters were an earlier part of the cycle, now they’re getting priced out as the area gets developed

There’s a good chance cropping them would have drawn more attention to the issue, once they saw the results. If you look at the two photos above, it’s really hard to miss the landmarks and they tried cropping the Obama photo instead they’d be outed immediately. Plus the photos were widely reported on already and most…

It’s Shilling, if he hears his name he will appear. He’s like the Candyman of Twitter, but 3x more efficient 

No one stopped anything, Trump doesn’t hire people with spines and they stopped applying years ago. This whole thing is pure CYA, every piece of shit that worked for this administration is going to be claiming they were secretly part of the “resistance” in a few months. They’re going to reframe every action they took…

It’s a burner account named for a 4chan meme and the word “dick,” they’re trolling

My money is on Pence. Dramatically outing himself as the Real President All Along is the only play he’ll have to regain legitimacy once this shit really starts cooking. Cowardice ham-fistedly framed as martyrdom is his calling card

I’m happy the Skrulls are going to be onscreen, even if they’re a bit of a retread and look like they were made on a Buffy budget (maybe it’s even part of the 90s vibe!) Worst case scenario, what better spot for a weak design than a race of shape-shifters?

Marvel just seems to like this look, I guess. At least the Skrulls have a bit more color than the Dark Elves

There’s a difference between the concept of polling and bad polls. We live in a time where algorithms designed to figure out exactly how you’re going to vote exist, they just use that info to show you advertisements

Americans pay more money for slower internet already, this is just the telecoms bringing it to it’s logical conclusion

Grand Theft Auto games have had their fare share of celebrities and famous actors doing voice over roles, like Samuel L. Jackson as officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas or Ray Liotta as Vice City’s protagonist Tommy Vercetti. But the GTA franchise also has a lot of celebrities appear in-game as their actual selves.

I’m down with this. I devoured the story collections, then bought the novels on the strength of that and realized they’re a much slower burn with way less monster hunting.

This just isn’t one of those questions people can answer generally, even though that’s the impulse. It’s too personal, no one has ever been in a relationship that doesn’t involve themselves

What new information could she impart about that scandal that would be remotely newsworthy?

I’m glad MJ is a major character and I’m glad they moved away from model/actress, but “print journalist” is a weirdly obsolete choice. They’ll also really have to work to distinguish her from Lois Lane (especially because copper-top Amy Adams is her most recent incarnation).