Have you played Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis? This basically seems like a stealth remake with a lot of the same rough edges, but I’m wondering if it’s an actual improvement compared to that as opposed to holding it up to sim games in general

He knows, he’s just playing dumb. The tweet suggests an acknowledgement of a past where women may have been dismissed as options. He got his job and made his name in that past, if he did so in a segregated system his reputation is worth less

The climbers and sycophants in the Administration are looking for exits and trying to mitigate the damage to their own reputations. The true-believers have been preparing for this opportunity their whole lives and will do everything they possibly can before their fingers are pried from the wheel

Devotion can only be proven through adversity, so they have to invent some or else they’ll feel like frauds!

Illegal boarder crossing is a misdemeanor, these children are in cages because their parents were taken into custody for the equivalent of jaywalking by men wearing Kevlar

As soon as an algorithm exists, it can be gamed. I don’t really buy into the RT conspiracy theories, but translating subjective reviews into a percentage is always going to leave room for some manipulation, intentional or not

If traditional pro athletes could physically spend 70+ hours a week training, most absolutely would (or some would, and the rest would join just to keep up)

That isn’t the issue. The issue is that there is a capitalist enterprise that is profiting off of the videos, that’s not censorship or “just putting it out there.” Every move they make is to increase revenue, and if they realize that hosting the content is revenue negative instead of neutral or positive they will…

Makes sense, you need flexible tech if you’re going to use it for communing with a God-tree, having sex and riding a horse, all within the same day

That pouch and those legs are the least practical alternate biology since the USB ponytails from Avatar

BUHDUM TSST!

Marvel wouldn’t go that generic for a subtitle, Homecoming and The Dark World are the only ones I can think of not named after story arcs and even then they’re a bit more clever

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The original is highly regarded by superhero movie fans, I’d bet they’re more willing to go out Thursday night to avoid seeing with the family-heavy audiences this weekend than the Finding Dory crowd was

The media shouldn’t be as algorithmic as that. There’s a nuance to it obviously, but following a verbatim quote with “...which is provably false” when accurate would make all the difference

It is very interesting watching the unwritten structural inequalities that are built into the entertainment industry get codified into corporate policy. I hope democracy wins, because all of these problems are older than A Chorus Line

My take away: I haven’t had Honey Smacks since I was a kid, I wonder if they’re still any good?

If they bother you, ignore them. You can’t really pretend you don’t intend to be mean when you’ve chosen to call strangers “crybabies” for voicing a personal opinion

I think that too sometimes, then I remember that the Tom Green Show and Epic Movie were things when I was younger so maybe it just takes different forms for different generations

I know at least a few of you are Chicago-based. Go to the Elephant & Castle, order the poutine, and then try to stand by this column