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“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

Tinfoil hat time: legit leak, or softening the blow to avoid a Metroid Prime: Federation Force style backlash?

Be Best

Giving the greatest benefit of the doubt that I can, it’s kind of like finance bros quoting “Greed is Good” and not realizing that Gordon Gecko was the villain and the entire movie was an indictment of the lifestyle they chose

They also clearly haven’t read the books. Geralt is constantly discriminated against, the humans are are all nationalists who hate each other, but hate the dwarves and elves more, and the dwarves and elves are divided between the Scoia’tael guerrillas and the ones who think that their race war will only hasten their

I agree, it’s just flopping around in a tar pit at a certain point. But if the directive is to engage, you have to work with who’s engaging, and on the internet that’s always going to involve some anti-social people

The true irony in all of this is that the Witcher books are arguably about how generational prejudices, nationalism and racism drag everyone down and cause the world to be as deeply shitty as it is

I’m interested. I picked up a few of the books when I was playing Wild Hunt. The novels are a bit light on the monster hunting, but the short story collections would be an excellent jumping off point for a series

Sad fact of the matter is that in the 2018 media industry, you are hired for your social media presence and to engage with fans. If it were you or me we could just turn off our notifications and get some work done, but realistically there might be “social media engagement” clauses in her contract

There’s a chicken and egg thing going on here too. Game designers know most people don’t finish games so they’re a bit more accepting of flaws or repetitiveness towards the end of their games, which in turn makes players more likely to abandon the game, which makes game designers even more likely to focus on the

Dateline: My own ass, depth unknown

They kind of are, except they’re just updated re-releases of popular games from the archives. The Crash Banicoot trilogy turned a lot of heads last year, but Nintendo has been on this for years

Damn. But the companies are making revenue, or is that all from micro transactions and such?

I don’t know, recently the Hill has updated their editorial standards in an attempt to zero out any remaining credibility. Yesterday they deleted a bunch of articles when it turned out their opinion contributor was a full-blown Nazi sympathizer

“Anonymous sources close to Roland Tembo say paying to listen to Roland Tembo is the key to living a life free of parking tickets, untied shoelaces, and youth culture becoming different than it was when you were younger”

Rosenbloom is gonna be pissed

The Good Place is the funniest thing on TV. Dennis’ take was wrong and bad, but that take allowed for so many good and right takes to be made and unleashed on the internet.

Watch it on Hulu. It was a reliably funny show with a lot of heart, it’s a Michael Shur show, so it shares DNA with Parks and Rec, The Good Place, and The Office

The Reagan fixation is turning into a psychosis with these doofs

Nexis is a search engine used by organizations performing simple background checks. If a background check was conducted at all by either organization since 2004, this would have appeared in the results