I get it. The punchline will be the reviews on Glassdoor

At least people here do a decent job of leaving them grey. Kotaku commentators throw the gates open to any idiot who wants to paste a solid wall of text straight from r/redpill every time gender or harassment is touched on in an article

Don’t forget American Gods, which lost Bryan Fuller right as they were heading towards the part of the story that needed the most retooling to work on screen (or in print...it’s really a low point of the book)

It really warms my heart to see so many of these deranged, misspelled, violent screeds about destroying the country sent to a sports blog probably during a painful and uncomfortable trip to the toilet were sent by women

This dude is awesome, I can’t wait to check out his new project. Hearthstone got to be too much for me, but Brode never wore out his welcome or seemed anything less than 100% genuine

Wait, if they’re sophomores in S2, doesn’t that make them 14-15 year old freshmen in S1? Football is year round in FNL, but with actual high school football the Championship would be around November so early birthdays would be even less likely

Also, try to avoid realizing around season 3 that Riggins was supposed to be 14 or 15 in the 1st season where he’s offering adults beer at his guardian-less house or driving around drunk

McConnell has always been more of a poker player than a chess player, he plays the hands he’s dealt but he doesn’t really have a complicated overall strategy he’s working towards beyond winning every hand he’s reasonably confident the odds are in his favor

It’s not nihilism, it’s an acknowledgement that the exact same pattern is occurring again. I am extremely hopeful that people will realize the exact same things that happened two years ago are currently happening again and if that continues the exact same result will occur, and make a choice to behave differently

Democrats don’t learn lessons. This exact same attitude is taking hold about the “blue wave” coming in November. Democrats had more money and better poll numbers in 2016 too, and they dismissed Trump as a drag on the Republican party. Look how that turned out

They also might sense that this is where MoviePass is headed.

Gotta rep Halloween Part 3

I wish someone hadn’t told half the cast and some of the FX artists that this film was supposed to be a disaster movie, instead of a hilarious disaster of a movie. The Rock was way too serious for a movie where he commandeers three different helicopters, and a giant flying wolf destroys at least two more

A wildlife expert who makes a point to mention the extreme parental instincts of the Tyrannosaurs and tells everyone not to use cologne because of the animals’ sense of smell, then spends the entire second act walking around smeared with baby Rex’s blood

There are worse things. The Lost World was not a good movie, they gave the snarky fan-favorite from part one PTSD for some reason and the heroes were the direct cause of nearly every death before the first act. Taking a second pass at it seems reasonable

Yeah, whatever social good they might have served in the past (if any) has long since passed. At this point they just give people a head start on fraudulent accounting practices and ignoring ethical concerns, as well as how to cover those things up. And that’s just the shit you do sober

They’ll just stop raiding farms or other places the white owners might be armed and wait outside the gates to do the same thing

I’d bet my next paycheck that “It’s the playoffs, let them play” was said/implied to these refs.

And opening a tweet with “Honey.” Ugh

Looks like its going to be a fun Friday evening news dump...