there are ads on this site?

It sucks. But also, get you an adblocker from the app store. 

I’m perplexed at all the “double standard” cries from ostensible feminists on Twitter about how unfair she’s being treated over “consensual” affairs. She had sex with subordinates; feminists have argued for years this creates a power imbalance that calls into question how consensual said relations can truly be. Why…

Nothing screams “not ready to be a parent” like inviting friends and family to a party with dangerous weapons and projectiles. 

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good. The father sounds horrible and the mother saintly. But...and there is a but here...

The absolute, only rule of wedding planning should be: provide lots of free food and alcohol.

I’m sorry I just can’t say cornholing without giggling.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

She moonlights as a bartender a couple of nights a week down at TJ Calamity’s in the Old Orchard Mall. 

Janis Ian was more insidious than the others. But this also came after years of seeing and experiencing shit from the Plastics. And it was pretty exclusively aimed at them. She saw an opportunity when the naive new hot girl started and took it. 

Yeah, when one half of a split is silent and the other is out there talking trash about them and taking effort to show off their new partner and how great they are, I usually assume the noisy half is the asshole. She’s giving me severe ‘show my ex how wrong they were’ vibes right now.

i, too, was mesmerized by the cartoon bulge

Is it just me, or does Mujoe seem have an insanely large sack?

Two thirty-something men with their own young families and ever-diverging roles in the family business are no longer the double act they once were. Sounds like a normal adult sibling relationship to me.

Breaking: Adult Siblings Don't Live in Each Other's Pockets, Occasionally Disagree.

If you’ve got a Switch then Jackbox becomes portable! You can bring the Jack  to them!

Jackbox needs to release a hub where you can unlock each of the packs in the same game. There’s usually like 1-2 actually fun games per pack and switching between them can be maddening.