The cat/Mr Sandman one is a blessing to Humanity.

Marianne Williamson should announce him as her running mate.

They’ll be “no true scotsman-ing” through here any moment now..

“You could be annihilated by an asteroid at any moment...”

Conservative twitter is dismissing it because they’re saying that she doesn’t even have a memory of the event in the first place. Which seems like an odd claim considering the quotes and such above.  

*insert dunk on Bidens age and mental faculties.*

Because intersectionality is basically the oppression Olympics and you can’t just talk about someone suffering without mentioning that other people may be suffering more even if it’s not relevant to the topic at hand.

haha, no worries.  Although, my phone likes to auto correct lol to LOL, for some reason, I don’t usually capitalize it myself.

I think you’re supposed to capitalize all letters in an acronym, but “iron” isn’t one so I dunno why any of it should be capitalized if it’s not at the start of a sentence or not somebodies name or something.

This is one of the few non game specific ones I subscribe to. It’s a good source of entertainment and a lot of times people have some interesting conversations. Sometimes the person asking lacks such self awareness that even when there’s a near unanimous agreement that they’re the asshole they will keep digging in…

Do you live somewhere that people just walk around all the time with big bold tattoos showing specifically what gets them off?  Like, is it such an epidemic where you are that you just can’t escape it?  Seriously, though, wtf are you even talking about?

Honestly, I didn’t realize I had done that (twice!) until you pointed it out.  I have no idea why I do that.

So I usually just spray my shirts with water and brush them down with my hand and shake them out real good. Sometimes I’ll let them hang (over a chair or whatever) overnight or at the very least while I’m showering. This usually gets out a lot of the deeper more apparent wrinkles.

I’ve never sent a thank you note. I didn’t know I was supposed to every time. Like tipping your UPS guy, I had no idea that it was a thing until someone said that they regularly do it.

I could debate the use of a few of these. Like, you should use “synergy” or whatever in an interview if you’re going for a corporate customer service type job. They eat that shit up.

“...producer David Distenfeld seems to think the comparison to Superbad is actually fairly apt.”

The first season was pretty entertaining.  I’ll watch this one also.  It’ll probably enjoy it.  I didn’t watch the office so I guess that helps me not think of him doing his whole looking at the camera whenever something ridiculous happens, thing.

“Perhaps the number-one concern in most conversations about male birth control, is whether there are side effects (since apparently decades of research on the side effects for the female birth control pill is not robust enough)“

“an off-the-record dinner with reporters”

Jesus fucking Christ. Of course, Rich, Journalists can ask whatever questions they want to. This being a free country and all. The person being interviewed can also say whatever they want about the journalist that asked them the questions. For the same reasons.