I’m not sure how it is now but when I worked in customer service for one of the top couple of cell providers we were told that if someone said that THEY were recording the call then we would have to advise them we do not consent to that and if the refuse to stop we have to end the call. Furthermore if the person…

This is for real.  And honestly, my husband has to catch me putting on socks with holes for them to be deemed no longer useful.

Relevant.

Every talk show:

I wish there was a down vote or negative star option on here for such off base or shitty opinions like this.

https://deadspin.com/play-in-game-5-coward-god-gave-you-two-calves-for-a-r-1835381874

79 moons and a a ring system to boot. (It won’t let me link directly to the image for some reason, so here’s a reddit thread with the image.).

Counterpoint: It’s ok for people to be curious and ask questions about something they don’t really understand, in good faith. While it can be exhausting to answer questions from seemingly ignorant people it also can go a long way to help educate and open peoples minds and hearts as well. This isn’t to say it’s your…

This and inmates voting should be good enough wedge issues to ensure Trump maintains the presidency.

This aged well.

I remember watching something on TV once a long while back about a species of lizard that is all female, they mate by simulating sex, then they birth an egg which hatches and is basically a clone of the mother.

Hi, that’s me.  I order uber eats and I hate onions.  They’re so gross and I don’t get how people can enjoy them.  The only use I have for onions is when I’m using them to oil my grill grates.

I went to the Kansas City screening of Kevin Smith’s Red State. After the movie there was a Q&A with Smith and while he was super chill and amazingly polite to people the vast majority of it was just people who wanted to go verbally suck his dick for a minute on the mic.

I 2nd this and pretty much all the replies to it I’ve read so far.

Fairstein claimed in her resignation letter to Safe Horizon that the miniseries “depicts me, in a fictionalized version of events, in a grossly and maliciously inaccurate manner,”

What was Bush referring to about him leaving for 7 minutes or whatever?

I’m bidet curious... I’d like try it before I buy it but I’m not sure where I would be able to find one to use. I might just have to take the plunge and get one off amazon or whatever.

In which I am called a “dumb dickhead” for using wet wipes.

I thought hemorrhoids were caused by pushing to hard or something but it’s caused by sitting there to long? And why would it tear my anus? The only thing that’s ever tore my ass on the toilet is toilet paper. I don’t care what my plumber says, those wet wipes are a gift from the cvs gods.