I had to stop listening to The Nerdist podcast.

Why else would he give those wretched TOMB RAIDER movies three stars?

This utter disaster killed both her film career and her marriage in one hit.

I'll take Survivor's 'Vital Signs' over anything Journey has done.

Obama's daughter will be president by the time 'Time II' comes out.

Someone should have asked him: "Tarja, Anette or Floor?"

The elephant man was referenced at the end of last season, when Putney was telling Clare about his plans for a freak show.

Yeah, I picked it.

You ever encounter a middle-aged Asian woman?

That movie was an abysmal, cynical knock-off of GHOSTBUSTERS and MEN IN BLACK. Where the 'comedy' was Julianna Moore randomly falling over FOR NO REASON and we're supposed to be happy with that.

I had a big crush on her during the first couple of seasons.

Her cracked-out Whitney Houston will always be the best.

Dave Herman was a beast on that show. And by far the best actor of any of them. I know people love him in OFFICE SPACE but I was sure he'd become a huge star.

And he wigged out and shit his pants on set one time. That's what got him fired.

"Moisture!!"

Patton says that at the time "I was at the height of my self-righteousness"

I loved the first two seasons of MadTV.

So it'll be another 'Feast for Crows' where we'll go 200 pages without reading about a character we give a shit about.

I like the ambition on display in FIREFLY, but it's a little overrated.

My favourite thing was when he (smugly, of course) attacked Fox News for being "all white guys".