I feel lucky that I got to see Jeff Buckley live in Sydney in 1995.

From the 'Cool story, Bro'…' files.

When I read that book oh-so-many years ago I saw only Jack Black and Timothy Spall for the lead characters.

Akiva Goldsman worked on it. What else do you expect?

They'll probably get Bill Hader to do the clicking noises.

I always felt that the first three books were basically perfect for adaptation (with judicial trimming, of course).

Seth Green is the shit.

The farts were just the perfect punctuation to a spot-on parody of gross communal yoga sessions.

How could you resist those chubby cheeks?

It WAS the perfect 'entitled white girl' voice.

I went to China about ten years ago and I found someone's passport that had been left behind when I was signing my declaration form to enter the country.

All fine ladies indeed, but surely Natalie Portman is the Gold standard for Jewesses.

My people are Scottish. Can I get a free trip to the Highlands or something?

I loved it. In a mostly mediocre season this is probably the best episode.

Well, I guess even a blind chicken finds a piece of corn once in a while.

Yeah, Jackie copped a lot of shit for his pro-China statements in the last few years. But these days many HK stars and film-makers are pandering to the Mainland market simply because that's where the money is. Hollywood is doing the same.

I used to like The Nerdist until they got that asshole Kyle, who sits off mic and laughs REALLY hard at every semi-humourous line.

I can honestly say I've never heard a Dave Matthews Band song and I intend on keeping it that way.

I love Cheap Trick. They keep putting out good records, which you can't say for many bands who have been around as long as they have.

Have you seen those FROM VEGAS TO MACAU movies?