Splatoon is an entirely original game from Nintendo, though Sakaguchi told me that at one point it had Super Mario himself in there. Now it's got boys and girls called Inklings. The Inklings can turn into squids and shoot, spray and toss paint at each other as part of a struggle to paint the floors of their…

You seem to have a lot of unresolved rage and, from your comments, don't appear to really like anything. Have you considered 4chan?

Yeah I saw that on Reddit and another user did this to it

If Sony would just stop fucking around with the memory card prices, then i might actually buy one. The amount of times i've stood in the store going "well this price isn't so bad" only to be bitchslapped by the pricetag on that 64 gb memory card... I've actually seen the machine for less than the price of that memory…

Does Penny Arcade know that 5 people can play on the Wii? 1 person using the gamepad, 4 people using other controllers.

I know an HD remaster seems nice, but you can already play Twilight Princess at 16:9 480p on Wii U in Wii mode. You couldn't do that with Wind Waker, so the HD remake made a bit more sense.

You realize people bough rock simulator? You may not play solitaire or hearts, but those are just card games, right? You could just BUY cards and be content that some algorithm isn't screwing you out of an ACTUAL simulated deck.

Technically sports simulation games are just spreadsheets and shooting games are the same…

People who decide exactly how others can enjoy fandom/cosplay?

Yawn! Oh look she undid her shorts, so scandalous. Boring! More beard!

ITS BACK! I dont care if Nick is the worst promoter of all time or if they've leaked episodes from every season, or if we are going to have weird scheduling.

I looked through the blue states but can't find the state of Denial. Which one is denial that houses the fanboys you seem to be bothered so much by?

The Wii U exists. It's also better than the underpowered PC consoles. PC + Wii U master race.

What does it all mean? In the grand scheme of things, not much. Perhaps the Xbox One's heavy focus on being an all-in-one entertainment solution perked the ears of more Facebook-savvy consumers. Or Wii U players are too busy socializing on the system itself to toss Nintendo a virtual thumbs-up. It's just a fun little…

maybe its from the ET landfill?

There's no N64 support because there are still active patents on it for about another year and a half. They're working on a n64 machine, but the can't release one until those patents expire.

Patents are 20 years. Copyrights are 70+. Software is art and is covered by copyright. Hardware has a patent, but may not be copyrighted.

It's not Legal yet. nether is the PSone.

nintendo would probably have something to say about selling a product that emulates their n64 games, especially since they seem to have plans for adding n64 titles to virtual console on wii u.

Is this not hardware emulation? That would be like Sony deciding were gonna add a port so you can play gba games on a vita. You think that's legal?

One would think that what we consider "third-person" should be the second-person.