I HAD A VERY CREEPY DREAM. I gave birth to a tiny, six-limbed, alien-looking thing (like the size of a quarter). I was freaking out in the dream, because I couldn’t remember what babies were supposed to look like, and I thought they weren’t supposed to look like the thing that I had, but I just couldn’t remember and…

I’m equal opportunity when it comes to reading material, but I gotta say, the Nook is just too convenient. I love it. I can actually have multiple books and easily switch between them without losing my place! It’s like the weight of one book! I drew my own screensavers for it! It solves the “I want varied reading…

I’m adrift because my phone died (suddenly and without warning on Thursday morning). After some crying and research, it turns out it’s most likely a manufacturing defect and LG has acknowledged that they fucked up. The phone’s still under a year old and covered by warranty, BUT! Because someone bashed into my bag with…

YESS that’s it! My best friend wore those like every other day.... Then again, she was super cute, so she could wear just about anything.

WHY would someone do that? Did she think she was being helpful or something? Ugh, whatever the case, she should have let you look in peace.

It got all the way to a tiny school on an island in Puget Sound (well, maybe not in the Sound proper, but close enough)! That and those loose, wide-legged calf-length pants. I have no idea what those are called.

I grew up in the PNW (OR and WA), then moved to NY state for 5 years, then moved to IL. People do seem to be more... Greet-y here? But I would certainly help someone if I saw that they needed help.

Were you listening in on my conversation???

Can’t wait!!! Oh boy, just a few more years too! JUST FIVE FUCKING MORE YEARS AND I’LL BE 32 I CAN’T EVEN DEAL.

What’s up with cat eyes? Why do they glow in the dark like that? How do their pupils go from tiny slits to huge circles in .5 seconds?

That claim seems incredibly specious to me, but I guess we’ll see if they provide some stats.

I feel like I should have known this but did not?? Uuuurrrgh, fuck him!!! Ugh, I’m so upset I can’t even compose a good post.

Sounds like a lot of the recommendations I get when I say I have major depression.

I can hardly do it non-pregnant, I’m pretty sure pregnant Saro would be completely unable to.

My hometown is the same, although it gets a little bigger than 7,000 in the summer. 27,000 is just huge in my head.

There’re grill accessories.

My partner’s dad is OBSESSED with grills, and golf, and tools. He’s the easiest to shop for.

Was gonna be my response! (Although technically I live in Oak Park and not Chicago proper, but.....)

what a brave new world that has such people in it

!! They do (according to their website, anyway)! I know what I’m splurging on this week.