Saint Dolly was always the realest person in the room. Martha Stewart and a sizable portion of talk show hosts (not just the women hosts ) was biting Dolly’s style long before I could even make the friendly, bawdy, but subdued connection. Heck, she outshined Al Franken in the comedy department.

Oh for sure! But, let’s not let Democratic men off the hook here. The CA Assembly is 76% Democrat currently. This is not something we can hang around Republicans’ necks, even if they probably are the festering tip of this particular boil.

...with a cactus.

Fuck Republican men in particular.

I see she went to Safeway, because Walmart would have likely shot her ass, white or not. People who like to fuck around with stores know that you don’t go to Walmart. I mean that felony is going to be bad enough, but look at those eyes, that woman is pure cray and is not likely aware enough to give a shit.

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

Yeah.... Encouraging to never leave the house is not a good thing. I spend 90% of my time in my home these days, because I work from home. I’m fine with it, but do enjoy going out. And my wife is in the same situation, except she constantly craves going out. Regarding malls, in Canada, ours are all open, but the big…

The MS accessibility controller is one of the most beautiful stories in gaming in the past decade. It doesn’t make any money, it’s for an extremely select audience and practically nobody knows about it. But it’s a game changer (literally ) for the people who use it. I’d love to see first party offerings from the other…

Did you just ask a question, hoping to set him up to not exactly know the difference, and then when he didn’t exactly answer it, you replied with your “gotcha” response that you had intended the entire time? Hoping you’d make him look stupid?

I’m sorry you are bothered by our attempts to help people of all different situations and setups.

This is some bullshit. 

How about the opposite. Two disillusioned millennials go on a boomer killing spree?

I served customers who were deaf frequently when I was in food service. It was never a major inconvenience, even if you had to communicate in different ways. But I also have basic ASL (finger spelling, a couple of key words/phrases) so I suppose that helps move things along. Really, more people should know basic…

“Can’t do a full order at the window. Too busy.”

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

May a black family buy your house while you're in prison.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

It is best to tip in cash

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Hang on, you mean there’s stuff on Tumblr that *isn’t* porn?
(Also: when did ‘stanning’ become a word? That looks like a typo for something, but I’m not sure what.)